crank dat stevie wonder

when a man ejaculates into his hands and spreads the goods onto the eye lashes of his lucious lady friend while she is sleeping, this will prevent her from opening her eyes the fallowing morning after waking up, leaving her blind like the infamous stevie wonder.

"last night, i crank dat stevie wonder on tyquesha, she coudn't see for days"

by Melissa Mayse April 14, 2008

the eighth wonder of the world

James Edward Johnson known professionally as BabyTron,

"babytron im the eighth wonder of the world, dogshit militia we'll take that hummer on a twirlll"

by babytronmeatrider42069 March 07, 2023

One-Hit Wonders

One-Hit wonders are those n00bs that think they are turnt-up after one hit of weed for the first time.

*takes one hit of weed for the first time* "Oh my god I'm so HIGH!!!"
"You're a One-hit wonder"
"look at all these One-Hit Wonders pretending they are high"

by geministic May 16, 2014

Loaf of Wonder Bread

when you see a bunch of white people in a line at a store or restuarant.

Dude, look at that Loaf of Wonder Bread over at the mcdonalds counter line!!!!

Ya no shit man!!!!

by Sasquatch32560 July 19, 2011

one-hit wonder

When a so-called band makes a song that appeals to the mind-warped 12 year old. This song only stays popular for about 15 minutes, and after the band is so rich they can wipe their asses with a 20 dollar bill.

Blink 187 was a one hit wonder, baby!

by Anonymous September 29, 2003

Davie Boy Wonder

1.)Anyone with the name David, Dave, or Davie who is the ish at something specific, or just everything he does. 2.)Name refers to anyone, but not excluded to, who plays soccer like no other. 3.)A side-kick figure with the aforementioned names.

I though I was going to win the chess game, but I got schooled by Davie Boy Wonder.

During my senior year of college, I decided to take Davie Boy Wonder under my wing.

by Davie Boy Wonder Esq. February 02, 2008

Simply having a wonderful Christmastime

The moon is right
The spirits up
We're here tonight
And that's enough
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime

The party's on
The feelin's here
That only comes
This time of year
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
The choir of children sing their song
Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding ooo
Ooo ooo toot toot toot toot toot toot
We're simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
The word is out
About the town
To lift a glass
Ah don't look down
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
The choir of children sing their song
They practiced all year long
Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding dong, dong, dong, dong, dong
The party's on
The spirits up
We're here tonight
And that's enough
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
We're simply having a wonderful Christmastime
The moon is right
The spirits up
We're here tonight
Oh and that's enough
We're simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Oh oh
Christmastime

by WorseThanHitler December 12, 2020