barn busted

The act of destroying a toilet w a massive dump that sprays and splatters

After 12 beers and Taco Bell…I busted down the bathroom door at 7-11 and barn busted the dump hole.

by Lapdog83 July 27, 2022

He parked his car in her barn.

He has put his plod (penis) in her lala (virgina).

Will: So, what did Joseph do last night with Mary?
Joe: He parked his car in her barn.

by RakingUpTheLeaves January 4, 2019

barn crazy

Always referencing horses, always making them a main conversation topic, and making them your number one priority.

Horse addiction: being overly obsessed with your horses well being and constantly wanting to ride them and spend time with them.
In other words barn crazy
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by countrycracker July 16, 2016

Alexander Paul Jude Barnes

God of the Underworld.

Has come to earth to study humans. Might come across as socially awkward, but is really just struggling to fit into society.

Upon the day of reckoning, he will suck all the evil souls in this world down with him to his nether realm.

Addicted to bread.

Foot fetish.

Arch enemy is Jesús (the Mexican)

Alexander Paul Jude Barnes has been summoned and we will all be damned!

Who ate all the bread?? Curse you Alexander Paul Jude Barnes!!

by Prof. Dr. Richard Cox November 21, 2021

barn strong

Adjective: exhibiting traits which include feats of strength one could only develop while living in or near barns.

She old, but that bitch is barn strong.

by seanigami November 30, 2018

blue barn

A drafty blue barn that also sounds like something which some girls believe you shouldn't look up on urban dictionary because it reminds those girls of something else.

"I'm sure blue barn is on Urban Dictionary..."

by Tim Maddows February 3, 2023

Barnes & Noballs

When you go to Barnes & Noble to buy a book but you notice it has tits on the cover and you're too embarrassed to buy it.

I saw some porn at Barnes & Noble, but I walked out of Barnes & Noballs afterwards.

by RockManZero3 January 21, 2020