Wet Pastry

When it's really humid, and you stick your penis in a cannoli.

What did you do last night?
I made a Wet Pastry
nice

by boomboomguy November 9, 2018

Wet Chilli

A close relative to the Wet Willy. The act of sticking one's wet finger into the chilli ring. Aka the asshole.

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"Gross dude. I bent over and you totally gave me a wet chilli!!! I'm never showering with you again.."

"Whats up dude?! (Surprise Wet Chilli) Eww gross did you have Mexican food??"

by Cheech and Schlong December 26, 2011

wet kenny

When one guy has sexual intercourse when another guy's foot pussy while giving that same guy a blowjob.

Doug is going to wet kenny John tonight.

by The MurMan August 25, 2019

Wet Dinger

A wet dinger occurs when a man wakes up with a used condom still on his flaccid penis. An empty bottle of whiskey must be on the floor in order for the situation to count as a wet dinger.

Shit man, I don't know who I fucked but I woke up to a wet dinger!

by Dunkalunk2015 August 25, 2014

Wet swamped

The blue balls but for the female sex

"He was teasing and touching me but then I had to leave so I was wet swamped".
"Hey Becky I am on the train right now and am completely wet swamped".

"Jack is such bad boy he wet swamps me all the time".
"Whilst sitting in the subway, I felt my underwear and how wet swamped I was".

by JessicaWhite January 8, 2022

Wet wheelbarrow

After a male had a long day of doing yard work a male inserts his sweaty moose knuckle into a woman's cock holster while she is suspended in the wheelbarrow position.

Dude after all that work we did I came in and gave her the wet wheelbarrow. Deep in the mouth hole.

by CarRamRod69 September 3, 2017

Wet Tipping

The process of sticking your dick in a women's vagina briefly for a few seconds to make your tip moist.

Done usually if the woman suddenly needs to go and you only have sex for a few seconds.

"Dude, me and Sydney were going to have sex, and I started to fuck her, but then her mom called her home cause her Grandma had a seizure. It was basically a wet tipping sort of sex only deal"

by GeniusBansel December 29, 2017