wiggly weiner

the best group of people youll ever meet.

man i wish i could be apart of the wiggly weiners.

by CLUMBSY LEMMONS January 2, 2024

Non-existent weiner

A male genital that a girl, specifically named Samantha, claims to have, but really doesn't have one.

Samantha claims to have a penis but it's a non-existent weiner.

by Fakeweiner February 23, 2020

slender weiner

A term used to define a condition affecting men who live in the Chicago area. The condition is common amongst people named Brad and is considered a long term condition.

Wow Brad sure has a Slender weiner!

Look at Brad go he is a real slender weiner.

by JDUB59 July 12, 2023

Weiner whiplash

When you see a really hot chick and it causes an erection so sudden that it bangs your weiner head against your zipper causing Weiner whiplash.

Hey man.....that chick have me a case of weiner whiplash.

by Dr.Doit August 26, 2020

Weiner man

A male that is very attracted to sausage shaped things, like a penis for example.

Josh: Dude whats your obsession with hot dogs?

Josh 2: Nothing much i'm just a Weiner man

by BigRussianBalls42069 October 6, 2021

Weiner

Hot dog weiner.

"Buy the weiners from the restraunt"

by dj_beans October 26, 2020

pancake weiner

A weiner that is short. But also super wide. Synonym: Chode

Heidi: Dude I found out sam has a pancake weiner.
Judy: You cant hook up with that.

by Slampiece22 October 11, 2009