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A squidy swishy wedgi

An example of a squidy swishy wedgi can be can be a very Hanson looking squidwarb, furthermore this squid can grab ur undies gracefully and snatch it off
OMG! EMILY I think I got a squidy swishy wedgi 🧑 🦲
by Gorilasent420 March 27, 2022
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Nuclear wedgie

A wedgie where the victim is put in a jock lock, then a pole is inserted through the leg holes, the pole is spung in order to twist the panties. legs are spread. Might be the most painful wedgie in the world.
"yeah, Ivy was being a brat to her dom so they put her in a Nuclear wedgie.
by Divinity Sai March 31, 2025
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The Wedgie Flop

Legend has It that Devon "Poopy Do" Josephs brethren forced him to jump off a high platform at the pool. Devon "Poopy Do" Joseph was scared but he made the plunge, he landed on his buttocks. His swimming trunks went so far up his anus that they had to go to a medical professional to get it removed. "They" called it "The Wedgie Flop"
"When I was eight, my brothers dared me to jump off the high-dive platform at the pool. I was scared, but I jumped. I wasn't gonna let them call me chicken. I landed on my butt. Sounds better than a belly flop, right? Wrong. My trunks went so far up my butt, I had to go to the hospital and get them removed. They invented a new word for what I did. The wedgie flop. I've been afraid of water ever since."

-Devon "Poopy Do" Joseph, Talking About His Fear of Water
by Evono September 11, 2024
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Reggie wedgie

A white slut who cheats on her white boyfriend with black dick or one who only likes black dick.
Mike: “Dude, did you hear? Tiffany’s kid was born!”
Me: “Yeah I know, the baby’s half black, that fucking cheating Reggie Wedgie”
by Bigsac September 4, 2022
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golden wedgie

A word I created for when someone wedgies you so hard you piss yourself
Colby: “Yo, did you hear what happened to Jake?”
Sam: “I heard he got a golden wedgie, and he doesn’t have any spare clothing!”
by Just existing i guess December 15, 2023
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Two-Person Wedgie

This one is a long definition. A two-person wedgie is a wedgie is a wedgie in which the undies are so big two people can fit inside them at the same time. Person A, the person who originally wore the undies, is the victim and Person B is the giver, the person who got inside the undies with Person A. Person B puts their legs through the back legholes of the underwear of Person A, typically with their backs and asses touching. Then Person B pulls up the underwear where it is now at their front. Person B only gets a slight front wedgie, but Person A will get their undies shoved fully up their ass. Maximum agony.
My big sister gave me an atomic two-person wedgie yesterday. My pussy was on fire for hours.
by Wedgie_expert101 July 20, 2021
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Mouth wedgie

When a Covid mask mutes your voice and makes it hard to breathe.
This Covid makes is giving me a major mouth wedgie! Can’t breathe and nobody understands what I’m saying.
by Colt 40 Feinberg March 2, 2021
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