WTF Wake-up

Anytime you, a man, get hammered, black-out, and wake up half naked in a bed with several other dudes, several of which you don't even know.

"Dude, Chris Swope had a WTF Wake-up the other day"
"That's like the 3rd one for him this week..."

by Ballincat June 12, 2008

wtf laugh

a hysterical laugh caused by 'wtf' thoughts going through the mind, thoughts usually not even that funny.

Bob did the wtf laugh at Nick and Norah when Caroline was in the car drunk and everyone was banging on the car then Norah decided to yell "OPEN THE DOOR, BITCH."

by A. Bobo March 22, 2009

WTF buddy

A friend with whom you share strange or bizarre hobbies, interests, and entertainment. May or may not be sexual in nature.

I didn't feel like watching American Horror Story by myself, so I called my WTF buddy.

by rodaro March 5, 2014

WTF - What The Fudge

A better way of saying..
“WHAT THE F#*k”

WHAT THE FUDGE IS HAPPENING RN HELP ME BEAT THIS DAMN KID BRO

WTF - WHAT THE FUDGE

by ~_~ love flo ~_~ April 27, 2019

Wtf Exhale

When you exhale instead of saying "wtf" and people around you can tell what you mean.

Coach: Go swim 1500 yards
Pat: *wtf exhale*

by FreeHighFives January 6, 2011

Wtf is this nerde shit?

Usually indicates that you do not know what something means. Could indicate hard math problems, magnets, or other things.

What are these numbers? I don't understand this! WTF is this nerde shit?!

by Kmlkmljkl October 22, 2011

wtf mate

usually said when surprised or confused. w-what t-the f-f*ck

pronounced: dub-ah-yoo tee eff may-teh

bob: durka durka akrad mahammad albid durka

steve: wtf mate?

by durka akrad May 14, 2006