Wet Wipe

An absolute pussy, usually referring to frigid

Damn that cunt is a soppy wet wipe

by TopDonny February 12, 2020

ass-wipe

toilet paper

by Anonymous April 23, 2003

ass wipe

used to say something is bad...crap...rubbish...how to describe teachers and spacky chavs

omg! french in such an ass wipe

by fish pie June 27, 2005

ass-wipe

An ass-wipe is toilet tissue -- can be used to clean any remaining shit off a guy's bunghole or, commonly, for wiping up a guy's splooge that gets all over his face, tits, abs, pubes, and dick when he jacks off and he's not using a cum-sock.

If I don't have a rubber or a cum-sock handy when I jack off, I use ass-wipe to clean up after I blow my load!

by USAF Cadet August 11, 2021

glass-wipe

when a person wipes his or her ass with a shard of glass thinking it's paper.

Ohhh man that was relieving...now let me just...oh shit. Omg why is my ass bleeding! Holy shit what did I just do? Aww man get me to a hospital I just glass-wiped myself.

by Silver K June 1, 2009

arse wipe!

An insult for someone that is annoying!

Jerry: Hahahahaha*snort* So i said to her that I couldn't date her because she looked like my mum! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA*snort*

(No laughter)

Jamie: Jerry?
Jerry: Yes?
Jamie: YOU ARE AN ARSE WIPE!

by Dani!!! October 28, 2005

handi-wipe

A back to front wiping motion with ones hand over a woman's vagina

some bro at the club gave me this really fucking gay look so I walked over and handi-wiped his girl.

I handi-wiped the hot bitch and then slapped her grenade friend with the same hand, then called it a night.

by TyBenj October 16, 2010