whale-nets

When an overweight woman attempts to wear fish-nets.

"Kim is totally wearing whale-nets."

by Kurt Waggoner November 19, 2007

whale hut

an ancient eskimo term for a morbidly obese woman's vagina

guy 1"Dude did u hook up with that fat chick last night?" guy 2 "Hellz yeah, i pounded that whale hut all night long!"

by red chickens00 May 9, 2008

Whale songs

When you and a male friend are banging two chicks in an otherwise quiet house and the only sounds that can be heard are the females moaning back and forth "singing".

Guy 1: Hey man, those girls from last night that were all over us are coming over tonight.

Guy 2: Awesome, they were DTF last night so we'll have them singing whale songs in no time.

by wDawks May 12, 2018

Reject Whale

Noun: Reject whale has been rejected for life. He cannot swim, he can only retardedly flop. He has but a few "friends", like Fail Unicorn. But they can't talk, only moan idiotically to each other.


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--"Reject Whale" can also be used an an insult.

"I hate you. You are a reject whale."

by 【はい、わたしはよしき】 October 20, 2008

tanking the whale

A term used to describe having sex with someone who is large or has less than desirable physical qualities. It was coined one night when a invitation was sent out to join a party with a "extra large" sorority. When considering to accept said invitation, a man we will simply call JJ calmly said "lets do it, lets tank the whale".

So i went to that girls house the other night and we started to get it on until her room mate walked in and totally saw me tanking the whale.

by Thom Burney November 25, 2007

Prime Whale

The equivalent of awesome, cool, great, etc.

"Yooo Chris is your name from XCOM? Have you played 4 yet? That shit is prime whale!"

"Fucken lit prime whalin"

by NilosGames May 19, 2018

Whale Doggin

Successful, technical, intricate soloing on stringed instruments – most commonly electric guitar at a rapid tempo. Formerly known as “shredding” or “ripping”

Other Forms: Whale Dogg, Whale Doggs, Whale Doggable, or Whale Dogginized

Historic background: Word was created to replace shredding which was usurped by Snow boarding and skiing community.

Whoa dude, look at Steve Vai…he’s totally Whale Doggin!

That was some freaking awesome Whale Doggin, bro!

Hey man, way to Whale Dogg!

That dude totally Whale Doggs!

That guitar is totally Whale Doggable.

The first time I heard Joe Satriani, I became Whale Dogginized.

by Anglo Saxon Jaxon & Seantriani March 6, 2009