The act of seriously cranking one out. Jacking off your fucking goober (penis) in excess. Once one begins to whoop their goober (typically around age 13) one cannot stop. Their goober stays in the state of needing to be whooped. Some may say whooping your goober is physically demanding, therefore, can be a very effective fitness alternative for males.
by gooberwhooper January 20, 2023
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V. When you get a Whoopee cushion. Stick it in a friends ass let all the air out. After you blow his back out.
by The gay best friend005 August 18, 2023
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Girl: "I'm not pregnant!"
Guy: "Whooo!"
(not whoo-worthy)
Girl 1: "Let's go clubbin'!"
Girl 2: "Whooo!"
Guy 1: "I got promoted today!"
Guy 2: "Congrats. That's definitely whoo-worthy!"
Girl: "I'm not pregnant!"
Guy: "Whooo!"
(not whoo-worthy)
Girl 1: "Let's go clubbin'!"
Girl 2: "Whooo!"
Guy 1: "I got promoted today!"
Guy 2: "Congrats. That's definitely whoo-worthy!"
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