now watch this drive

What to say after, or sometimes before, you pwn someone or make a point.

1. You're not only a vapid, lying hypocrite, but you hate everyone who has anything resembling a conscience. You sir, DESERVE to be a moron. Now watch this drive.

2. (On an FPS server)

BlackHawkDown: Now watch this drive.

*Naruto has been fragged by BlackHawkDown*
*Johnson got served by BlackHawkDown*
*Screamer43 is now BlackHawkDown's biatch*

by Shiro July 7, 2004

Neighborhood Watch

Neighbors watching you, your house, your kids, your yard... Usually for the benefit of keeping away burglars or "bad guys" from the neighborhood. However in the Rockies can be used to keep neighbors safe from wildlife...

Neighborhood Watch"... phone call to neighbor ... "Hey neighbor, there is a bear on your Deck right now... don't go outside... My husband is throwing firecrackers at him.... Be careful.

by jnsland June 27, 2010

Albanian pocket watch

A seamen filled comdom left in the pocket of an unsuspecting friend or bad lover.

Oh snap, Dave left an Albanian pocket watch in Lisa's jacket last night. Guess she should have remembered to rub the balls.

by billbobigbaggins July 27, 2014

pussy watch man

Also known in Miami as "P Dub". Usually refering to that particular individual at the club that spends all night hoping a female will approach him, because he lacks the balls to approach his own sister. Generally an expert in the art of posing, usually against the bar.

Man! Stop being a "P Dub". If you like that female, just go talk to her

by Dominikan April 29, 2003

Chocolate Watch

A reference to anal fisting.

Coined by David Coulthard during his commentary of the F1 2013 Indian Grand Prix. (Lap 49)

Sounds like his engineers preparing him a chocolate watch for after the race for effort.

by IainInLondon November 20, 2013

gold watch

euphemism for the imaginary round scorch mark burned on your pants after a particularly hot fart

"I believe, sir, that you may be wearing a gold watch in your pants"

or

'That's a proper gold watch, you gent!'

by baboonzarse January 4, 2007

wrist watch

to put someone's hand in another person's ass up to were someone wears a wrist watch or a vernacular term for the sexuoerotic practice of inserting the hand in ones orafus

I gave sally a nice wrist watch after dipping my hand in crisco

by Dirty sanchez atm January 7, 2006