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Waffle realms

Amongst the caves of waffle

Lurking ogres devour waffle

In a gruesome sort of way

Above and beneath, piles of waffle

Winged ogres cook waffles

Before long you’ll love waffles too

And become a waffle merchant
by Mxinion is a waffle merchant December 11, 2022
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cajun waffle

An extreme growth of pubic hair around clitoral region ,vaginal orifice and above the clitoral region that resembles the wild vegetation growing in a swamp in the Louisiana Bayou Country,cajun waffles are commonly found on women born and bred in Louisiana
I gave some serious facetime on Bonnie Sue's cajun cajun waffle as she spread eagle in the southwest corner of the couch watching Season 2 of "Swamp People"on DVD.
by BIG T 49 June 8, 2017
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Helga Waffle

The act of expelling mast amount of waffles out of ones vagina.
by WitchDr_SL November 19, 2017
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Floor waffle

A term used to describe a certain kind of sadness, often akin to that of living in a dumpster with no real future or friends.
Ever had a waffle fall flat on the floor, glued to the grimy surface with its syrup acting as the suffocating binding agent between what was a perfect, golden, crispy, glistening, waffle and the musty human trash ridden floor? That’s what I feel like, a floor waffle.
by Lightly used napkin March 7, 2022
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nigga waffle

A nigga that turned into a waffle
"bro that nigga turned into a waffle. He a nigga waffle"
by Brycen9117 September 19, 2018
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Waffle-faced

An individual whose visage is marked by deep pockmarks, typically a result of acne vulgaris
That on-camera PBS News Hour dude who reports on economics is definitely a waffle-faced—clearly once ravaged by acne vulgaris.
by AntoineStumpf March 18, 2021
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Chicago waffle

Taking a dump on someone’s latptop key board then shutting the lid
I Chicago waffled Greg the other day, needless to say he was not amused
by The meme god August 22, 2018
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