Lunge Waffle

That one kid who thinks he knows everyword so you make up a fake word to fuck with him
by Michael_Haze February 29, 2016
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Rotten Waffle

The Conquerer of the Maple Island, and King of the Waffle People.
Rotten waffle treats all waffles equally. No waffle is superior. No waffle is inferior, in the wise eyes of Rotten Waffle.
by RottenWaffles November 15, 2019
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cajun waffle

An extreme growth of pubic hair around clitoral region ,vaginal orifice and above the clitoral region that resembles the wild vegetation growing in a swamp in the Louisiana Bayou Country,cajun waffles are commonly found on women born and bred in Louisiana
I gave some serious facetime on Bonnie Sue's cajun cajun waffle as she spread eagle in the southwest corner of the couch watching Season 2 of "Swamp People"on DVD.
by BIG T 49 June 09, 2017
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nerd waffle

This is an adjective, it is on the verge of jock and nerd, but also still a faggot.
Jerry gets straight A's but wears high socks, what a nerd waffle!
by Clarebear! March 07, 2012
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Waffle-faced

An individual whose visage is marked by deep pockmarks, typically a result of acne vulgaris
That on-camera PBS News Hour dude who reports on economics is definitely a waffle-faced—clearly once ravaged by acne vulgaris.
by AntoineStumpf March 19, 2021
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Instagram Waffle

A psychological disorder where anyone who's on Instagram will compulsively overuse hashtags when describing a picture of themselves or anyone/thing on Instagram. (This disease is only common to those who own an iPhone)
Rachel: Everytime my sister is on instagram, she always has to pull a duck face pose and she always uses hashtags constantly. What's wrong with this girl?

Doctor: I'm afraid your sister is suffering from "Instagram Waffle". I recommend a Nokia Lumia or a Samsung Galaxy S4 to reduce the withdrawal syndrome, or maybe she would actually get a real life and take up sports instead of wasting her life on that thing.
by opeN5556 June 16, 2013
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waffle sack

When you place your balls and sack in a Waffle iron to flatten them so they can glide between your legs instead of hitting your legs.
This feels so fucking good walking with my new Waffle sack.
by Keeping it real February 20, 2017
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