veggie vision

A hypothetical phenomenon in which a vegetable is equipped with corrective eyewear, thereby granting it the optical capability to perceive its environment.

This process, rooted in the highly questionable field of horticultural optics, suggests that cucumbers may gain an improved sense of spatial awareness and carrots could finally read the fine print on nutrition labels. The implications for vegetable-based vision enhancement are still largely theoretical, though it's believed to be most effective when combined with a healthy dose of imagination and a pinch of absurdity.
veggie's glasses are called veggie vision
by apr1l1 January 14, 2025
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jeep vision

The vision you get when you first own a jeep, you receive the rules, and how to use the jeep wave.
Dude I had my jeep vision last night.
by Jeep 1 July 14, 2019
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Eye-ball vision

Putting ones testicles on a someones eye preferably during intercourse or foreplay. May also be used as a practical joke with your white friends.
Jim was so drunk that when he fell asleep Tim eye-ball visioned him.

I had this freaky hoe over my house last night & and she asked the to eye-ball vision her, so I did it!!!
by Rory Breaker March 14, 2012
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coyote vision

Short sighted (as with life goals)
U.S.Politicians have Coyote vision, they don’t care about the future, only what’s in front of them.
by Grumpy Vet November 21, 2023
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Gay Vision

A version of Vision from the Avengers but he has every stone and he flys around naked and is rainbow colored and all powerful even more powerful than darkseid himself from fortnite
Nigga: "Damn nigga were gonna die!" White male: "No look its Gay Vision!"
*Gay Vision saves worlds*
by SarcasticSpastic April 26, 2019
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blur vision

when you are drunk and could hardly see.
"yo homeskillet bisquit last nite i had blur vision like a muthafucka"

"word, it seems like i always have blur vision"

"the reason i got with her was i had blur vision"

"damn that fu has the worst blur vision i have ever seen"
by smothered fries August 04, 2009
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perceptive vision

perceptive vision ahah

When someone sees something that is not there, and when they point it out to their friends they are bullied for the next three months
Boy - Hey that cloud looks like a gun
Friend - hah he's got perceptive vision ahah
by Bincub July 11, 2017
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