Post wank vision

Post-wank vision helps improve your judgement on relationship decisions when your horny. When you take off the ‘wank goggles’ your mind will be clearer, allowing you to assess relationship decisions based on there true attributes (and not just her fine ass).

Eoghan: *thinks to himself* awwwwww fuck that took way too long. Thank god for twins.

Eoghan text: mate, my post wank vision suggests I should keen this chick around.

Andrew M: nice move mate, all big calls should be made with a clear mind.

What time will I meet you for the McGregor fight?

by Some mate1 January 26, 2020

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Apple Vision Pro

An overpriced mediocre Apple virtual reality headset meant to get all the Apple simps to go batshit crazy and throw money at them.

Normal person: Hey bro looks how stupidly overpriced the Apple Vision Pro is
Apple simp: What do you mean? This is the best product ever made. I actually left my wife and kids and sold my kidneys to get this, but it was worth it.

by Gayton Marx February 28, 2024

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Woo vision

A group of sigmas.

Random man: Wow it’s woo vision

Random man’s wife: that’s hot I wish you were in woo vision

by Stickymickey147 November 1, 2022

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Sprinkle Vision

The decoder glasses given at a Friendly's restaraunt. These glasses have red lenses and when worn give the world a different light. In giving everything a red tint it eliminates most colors but some become vibrant.

When bored with the real world I use sprinkle vision. It changes the way I see the world and makes everything much more interesting.

by Rosecoloredglasses November 5, 2009

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