Virus

A type of disease which science still doesn’t know if it's alive or not since it relies on a host's cells to reproduce by injecting its genetic code into the cell, forcing it to make copies of the virus untill is bursts open like, and I quote Kurzgezagt here: a mouse going into you and using your guts,bones and organs to make a mouse factory which will make mice untill you body is ruptured, the mice are released and you are now on the ground slowly fading away, drifting off to death.

"Hey, i'm not feeling to well, I think iI might have a virus"
"Ok, make sure you quarantine incase its that new one"
"Ok"

by qwertyuiopasdffghjjklzxcvbnm December 6, 2021

Virus

What your minecraft mods probably came with
It also basically kills your pc if you dont fix it

Guy: *installs minecraft mods through a totally legal website*
Virus: hi
Guy: dammit my pc has a virus

by Literally a person December 25, 2019

Tys virus

When someone constantly makes jokes upon jokes and goes on a joking-spree, leaving you with no time to breathe and nearly dying because of it.

Stop it man, you're giving me the Tys virus! You're killing me, please stop!

by Tobi_Or_Not_Tobi March 7, 2017

Bog Virus

A contagious Virus that forces people to undergo countless amounts of Plastic Surgery until their faces look similar to the ones of the "Bogdanoff Twins". Once fully transformed, their only goal is to crash the stock market.

P1: "I heard that Jones cought the Bog Virus! All we can do is pray that he will recover from it soon."
P2: "I don't know man, it seems pretty strong. There's no Vaccine and the Doctors are getting infected too!"
P1: "Don't say it like that we got-" *coughing* "Dump ett."

by The Fragment June 16, 2021

Woke mind virus Noah hooser

The woke mind virus has infected us all.I need help.Noah hooser is touching me.

Noah is infected with the Woke mind virus Noah hooser. He won’t stop touching me.

by Cumlover42069 February 19, 2024

virus

Hacker porn.

"Man bro! that freenom virus was greattt....Uhhhhhh"
"Bro you good?"
*Cums*

by C0ckanDba11t0rTuR3 September 30, 2020

Send Virus

The send virus is a term used to describe the addiction to getting sendy, sendy means to shotgun beers the way college frat kids do. This term Is mainly used Ironically.

The send virus isn't a joke, once you get the send virus all you can think about is getting sendy.

by solusq September 10, 2025