I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

by Spatro August 15, 2021

Varmit Hole

A man's hairy asshole.

Mark: Hey, how was the date?
Ian: Really good.
Mark: Did you show her the ol' varmit hole?
Ian: Twice

by fasdfasdfasd June 23, 2010

Varsity Status

1.When, no matter how little the person worked at something, he still finds the quality of his/her work is a vast improvement on the second runner-up, or junior varsity status.

2.Fucking shit up on a daily at everything you attempt, effortlessly.

3.Pullin bitches in a public library

1-Yeah, so I turned the Research Paper in 7 weeks late, two days after the semester ended, and only got a 95 on it because I used the word 'fuck' 12 times. Fuckin A that's varsity status!

2-"Jason, how do you effortlessly fuck shit up on a daily at everything you attempt? "
"well, Brianne, all I can say is this; Varsity Status. I'm sorry to say it, but you're still in the JV women's league, and that's not good."

3- Girl- "Are you a huge fan of religious reading material, too?"
Jason- "Hey, I'll be God. You be the Virgin Mary. Want to meet up later?"

by JMoritz September 21, 2011

Varnita

Varnita is a girl name and it means colourful. The person whose name is varnita is also very colourful, always wears colourful dress and looks pretty hot and sexy all the time.
They might be of origin from north india but probably lives in south India. She maybe a model in her teen years but she is still just as beautiful now.
If she is your girlfriend then you will have a ton of fights with her but she is a pretty lovely person and loves you to death.
If she considers you as a best friend then you are the lucky guy cause friends have a special place in her heart, going out with varnita will probably be the best times of your life period.
She loves kitkats more than anything, she would choose kitkats over gold.

Guy 1: I met varnita yesterday.
Guy 2: Was she hot?
Guy 1: Not soo much.
Guy 2: What
Guy 1: What
Guy 1: Dammit I knew varnita would be a sexy girls name.

by Bubba gump shrimp co April 10, 2020

angie varona

A girl who was hacked and all of her private photos were leaked. She became a sex symbol because she had huge boobs and a nice booty.

Kevin: have you seen Angie Varona's pics
Anthony: yeah I have she has some humongous tits
Kevin: I know right, I wish I could fuck her all day
Anthony: yeah me too but all we can do is jack off to her nice ass

by I_be_like July 26, 2016

Varda

A big breasted Goddess of Light, often seen playing poker and yelling at things.

by Bob March 22, 2003

Varibou Kou

A drink consisting of Vodka, Malibu, and Pineapple Juice. It is a spinoff of the popular Caribou Lou which uses 151 Rum in the place of Vodka. Though not nearly as strong as Caribou Lou, Varibou Kou is generally noted to taste better.

Vodka, Malibu, and Pineapple Juice... Ain't nothin better than some Varibou Kou!

by K-Oli October 17, 2008