Valentines Day Massacre

Valentines Day Massacre
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.

“Did you hear that Beckham committed The Valentine's Day Massacre?” “bro what the fuck is a valentines day massacre?”

by Johnheartlebob October 16, 2023

kate valentine

@k8valentine

I really wish I was kate valentine.

by KVanity October 9, 2021

Valentine's day

The Catholic feast day of St. Valentine: Patron saint of young people, happy marriages, love, lovers, bee keepers, fainting, travellers, plague, epilepsy, and affianced couples.
Without St. Valentine, there would be no Valentine's Day.

Let's celebrate Valentine's Day in honor of St. Valentine and his feast day!

St. Valentine was a man of much love! We should ask him to intercede more!

by Evangelist February 14, 2015

isabelle denise valentine

stupid brat

yea you know isabelle denise valentine shes a stupid brat

by coolmansupercool December 4, 2023

gypsy valentine

A one night stand with a stranger that results in an STD.

Guy 1 - How did it go last night with that girl

Guy 2 - I'm pretty sure she gave me a gypsy valentine

by John Water April 5, 2011

swiss valentine

A male cums into a female on her period then scooping both and drinking them both and then puking them up on the partner making it look like a pink coat

I pulled a Swiss valentine on my girlfriend last night

by Ganggandbanggang June 30, 2016

My valentine

Your valentine is someone, for an example, someone u will love till grade school ends or just a friend, that you ask to be your valentines, or you get asked by that person or their grandma to be their valentine on 14th of February.

'' George'' is my valentine! We are gonna marry and have 20 kids!
Or as a friend
Me and ''JJ'' are gonna be each other's valentines cuz we both are ugly and can't handle a relationship!

by I.LIKE.ThuMbS February 3, 2020