A male cums into a female on her period then scooping both and drinking them both and then puking them up on the partner making it look like a pink coat
by Ganggandbanggang June 30, 2016
Get the swiss valentinemug. by NumOneShawty February 14, 2021
Get the Valentines cakemug. The loveliest man you’ll ever meet is a Valentine.
Valentine’s are always real sensitive (not in the tedious way; about what upsets/bothers you) and considers just about anything you tell him.
He’s perfect at. Well. Everything and anything, but will straight-up deny it. Sometimes it feels like he’d hurdle you off a cliff, if it was you or confessing he’s really amazing as you put.
He’s also really. Really. Really pretty. Like, it’s not even fair. And he’s also got a cool sense of fashion.
Valentine’s are always real sensitive (not in the tedious way; about what upsets/bothers you) and considers just about anything you tell him.
He’s perfect at. Well. Everything and anything, but will straight-up deny it. Sometimes it feels like he’d hurdle you off a cliff, if it was you or confessing he’s really amazing as you put.
He’s also really. Really. Really pretty. Like, it’s not even fair. And he’s also got a cool sense of fashion.
Person I: Did you SEE that guy?
Person II: Yeah, I did. Looks nice.
Person I: Eugh, his clothes were tacky. Such a Valentine.
Person II: Yeah, I did. Looks nice.
Person I: Eugh, his clothes were tacky. Such a Valentine.
by InvitationToHers December 15, 2023
Get the Valentinemug. Valentines Day Massacre
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.
“Did you hear that Beckham committed The Valentine's Day Massacre?” “bro what the fuck is a valentines day massacre?”
by Johnheartlebob October 16, 2023
Get the Valentines Day Massacremug. A phrase normally used for people who fail horrendously trying to get a girl. Originated from a commentary sentence from an NBA commentator reacting to Denzel Valentine air balling a 3.
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb February 18, 2025
Get the oh my goodness valentinemug. Valentine is the most handsome creature on this planet. She is clever as fuck, caring, incredibly beautiful and soft as a cloud. Valentine has a magic aura, which implies falling in love with her at first sight. She is an interesting little puzzle of introspection. She is a complicated soul with the most easy ability to explain her feelings. She is the gorgeous little animal everyone would have in their life. She has something more than everyone else. Lucky are the one who cross the path of Valentine, especially when they have a witch family name.
by Marzo8 November 23, 2021
Get the Valentinemug. A chocolate cake with strawberry filling and cinnamon icing. Sharing love, loyalty. It can be a partner, best friend or sibling!
by TheBlueLeo April 18, 2019
Get the Valentine 2019mug.