Vagina Hurl

verb; The act of giving birth; Shoving a human out of your female happy hole/ Port hole of life. Vagina hurl.

i gave birth aka vagina hurled my child whos name is skrillex cory iero way clark.

by ricecracker dick assman July 9, 2011

Vaginacne

When the vaginal area is surrounded by acne, making it unable to penetrate.

Nate: Oh yeah, Justine is so hot, I'd fuck her so hard.
Joe: No way dude, that vaginacne turns me off

by Rogerzz August 5, 2011

Vagina Legs

When a woman's vagina lips sag so low that it looks like it has a little pair of legs.

She had plastic surgery to shorten her vagina legs to vagina lips.

by Aztec0314 November 1, 2011

Vaginal Beard

when female reproductive organs contain so much hair that if you cut it all off you could glue it to a viking's face and it would pass as a normal beard.

That sally girl got her vaginal beard all in my teeth!

by Johnny Cock-knocker June 17, 2012

Vaginal Roulette

The random process of selecting a female during sexual intercourse when there is more than one female present. The females tend to be of such an attractiveness level that it is difficult to pick one or the other.

Bro 1: Dude, I had threesome with hot girl 1 and 2!

Bro 2: No way! How did you pick who to start with?

Bro 1: I played vaginal roulette.

by Barber Joe August 21, 2012

vaginal holes

there are 2 vagina holes in the vaginal area! One for sexual intercourse and another so you can let urine out!

some people may think there is 3 - the other one being for female ejaculation but let me tell you this - THEY ARE LYING!!!!!!

''Dude..I've got 3 vaginal holes''
''YOU ARE LYING. you only have 2''

by waynemcgrath August 22, 2012

Vagina of Jurors

Incompetent Jurors who are irrational and do not use reason to propose the verdict.

A Vagina of Jurors decided I was guilty for a crime I did not commit!

by POLITE_ALL_CAPS_GUY April 15, 2013