Going Turbo

When a group of morons get together in a cock fest and drink endless amount of beers. People who say “I’m ready to go turbo” usually have a low IQ and don’t prioritize their own bodies.

Hey Austin are you going Turbo tonight?

Yeah man you know the bibez. This beer belly didn’t come from not going turbo haha

by Levin9595 March 25, 2021

Turbo Turtle

A really fast turtle that is so fast you can bearly see him go past his name is turbo he loves sun bathing to charge him up and then going for a swim he eats shrimp like there is no tomorrow then when you put hime down on the ground zoom he's gone.

man 1: have you heard of the Turbo Turtle ?
man 2: yeah i heard he was really fast where is he (ZOOM) oh there he is.

Turbo Turtle: a reptile with a shell

by shadowtoothdragon April 17, 2016

turbo denise

A dude that is definitely a dude but dresses like a Denise🍆💃

That's definitely a man, but she says her names Turbo Denise.

by Robmadethis September 1, 2023

Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL

A Nut you Can release only when your balls reach max capacity.This nut will cover your entire bed with semen 3 feet high. One has to finish the length of a hundred NNNs to achieve this nut. It will also make you shoot blanks for 5 months afterwards.

Person 1: yo, I just did that Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL
Person 2: Legend states no one has ever survived, how did you do it

by What’s your handle321 March 2, 2024

Turbo dusting

Crop dusting (i.e. farting) the entire way down a people mover at the airport.

"I was totally just turbo dusting the Gate B4 flight to Fort Myers."

by ajuliano October 12, 2016

turbo blow

Giving really good oral sex

He gave me a turbo blow last night🥵

by Pdosanbsbdhsjajajs June 14, 2021

Turbo

the fastest snail you'll ever meet... by seeing a blur.

P1: did you hear about that snail that fell into a racecar?
P2: yeah, they call him turbo.
P3: so that's what that blur stealing all my tomatoes was
P4: same here. I'm going back to potatoes. (soviet anthem intensifies)

by yardardar April 1, 2021