Myspace Train

Any of those obnoxious bulletins that some of your emo/scene/whatever friends post occasionally. It's usually called something like "Capcom Train," "Toy Box Murder," "Silent Hill Train," or anything similar, and it's basically a bulletin promoting some sort of group or club.

Inside the bulletin are pictures of the group's members in order of rank, as well as a billion clickable links to add the people AND group to your buddies list and groups list.

But get this. No matter WHAT THE HELL the train is called, no matter WHAT THE HELL this little club is about, and no matter WHAT THE HELL the rules are, EVERY SINGLE FUCKING member is emo. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING member is a camera whore. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING member has the infamous myspace angle with weird black hair covering half of their face with eyeliner on. It's just... annoying.. to see that kind of thing ALL the time.

*someone posts a new bulletin*

Typical Myspace Train:
"Toy Box Murder"

*clicks*

"TOY BOX MURDER!! OWNERS: *shows display pictures of two emo kids* CO-OWNERS: *shows even more emo kids* MEMBERS: *shows the biggest list of emo kids you've ever seen in your life*"

"What the hell is this??? The gathering of the scene whores??

by Someone who likes metal July 7, 2007

train wreck

1. a person who has many medical/mental problems and is in failing condition

2. any difficult or disastrous situation

Boy, He was turning out to be a train wreck.

by The Return of Light Joker June 13, 2009

7 train

When a group of guys (usually 7 or more) run a train on an Asian girl. A train usually involves 7 or more guys having sexual intercourse with 1 girl. In New York City the 7 train runs from Time-square in Manhattan to Flushing in Queens. Ethnic Chinese constitute an increasingly dominant proportion of the Asian population and as well as of the overall population in Flushing; hence the definition of 7 train.

Example: "Dude our Mandarin teacher Ms. Wang is a whore. I heard the football team ran a 7 train on her in the locker room."
Example: "Yo, me and my boys caught the yellow fever last night. We ran a 7 train on the Asian girl from our Korean History class."

Example: "Why are you surprised she is a slut? She is from Flushing and she loves to ride the 7 train. What did you expect stupid?"

by Mr. Vandalette October 15, 2010

Train racing

A car racing event despite the name. It consists of a 3 car "train" where the first car has the engine and steering, the middle car has nothing but the wheels and the third car has the breaks. Commonly raced on a figure-eight track.

One of the best races to see at CNS (Colorado National Speedway; Erie, CO)

We're going down to CNS to watch train racing.

by Sabrieldier July 3, 2009

swole train

To be included in a group of absolutely jacked people. Or to be absolutely jacked yourself and many people associate you with your muscles.

Dude, I'm on the swole train, back up.
Has he been looking jacked lately? Yeah dude, he's on the swole train.

by nicorerong May 26, 2011

Via train

Via (aka: Via Rail Canada), is Canada's national passenger rail service, formed in 1976 from the combined networks of CN and CP Rail. Responsible for intercity railway service. Runs the famous Canadian to Vancouver BC, the Ocean to Halifax and many trains in the Windsor-Quebec City corridor. Government run Crown Corporaton of the Canadian Government. Famous for the LRC trainsets, RDC's (rail diesel cars--Budd cars) running out of Victoria BC, and extensive use of the "Turbo" train in the 70's to mid 80's

I took the Via train to Toronto. (As opposed to the GO train, which I took once in the Greater Toronto area.)

by G.H. Hadden May 3, 2005

boof train

multiple people buttfucking

Joe, John, Jim, Jerry and Jack were bored stiff and decided to form a boof train.

by doucherack January 21, 2007