Poor boys toy

The sudden realization of knowing you were so poor, that if you didn't wake up with boner in the morning, you had nothing to play with all day.

So, I heard johnny only had a poor boys toy to play with, since his family couldn't afford to buy him one.

by oneboredguard January 8, 2012

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The True Pinnacle of Brainrot.

Legend speaks of a man who memorized the sacred texts, no one has seen him ever since he ascended

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by SkibidiSigmaWarrior May 28, 2024

Matt-a-tois

Having engaged in sexual acts with 3 different men named Matt at the same time.

"Oh man, did you see Jenny walking all weird today? Must of been from the Matt-a-tois she got in on yesterday...those guys are way too close."

by mattislaw April 4, 2009

Fizzle Toy

A Fizzle Toy is one of the many attention whores that constantly try to publish new entries into Urban Dictionary but they are unfunny, uncreative, and most of all they just make shit up. Even worse, they try to create a monument to someone they hate by using their name as a verb to describe the aspects of the person they hate in a passive aggressive hope they will see what they did and notice them finally.

Hey. Yeah you. The editor reading this. You're a fucking Fizzle Toy. Stop trying to use names for people you know to make up new definitions on Urban Dictionary! Do you have any idea how annoying you are to people that actually contribute? And stop using your little name to try to get famous too you fucking Fizzle Toy!

by sw00p April 29, 2019

Rizz Toy

Any object that attracts the attention of the person and draws them in for conversation.

My glow in the dark cup was such a Rizz Toy at the party last night. All the ladies had to take a sip from it.

by Reesemoneyt May 5, 2024

chest toys

Breasts. So called because a woman's partner can play with them during sex.

Get that bra off, Zara, I want to play with your chest toys

by luvly.nikki August 23, 2010

New toy

The shiny, fresh one that just came out the box with no dust on it.

He/she might have been the new toy speaking the new language, had lazers on his/her head and could fly, Andy might have even loved the new toy more than his original toys, but they knew deep down that they loved Andy more.

by The Original Agahnim July 22, 2021