Alonji Toronji

Little woolly voodoo doll with big heart.

"I brought Alonji Toronji to the supermarket with me. He enjoyed the cucumbers. We bought lemonade."

by neptumin July 23, 2022

The Toronto Goatee

Sexual Position
When a man gives a women a reverse ‘titty fuck’. He either pushes out a little nugget of poo or a pre-planned lazy wiping of the anal area. So while performing this act, pushes his bum cheeks against her chin, leaving fecal matter all over the chin……
The Toronto Goatee!

Jack was performing an aggressive reverse titty fuck on Jill while on holidays in Canada. Once he had finished he notice a brown smear all over Jill’s chin. This is when he realized he must not have wiped his ass properly. He looked at her, then out the window and said…..

Ahh I dub the….
The Toronto Goatee!

by Booby42 September 21, 2023

Testicular Torsion

The act of twisting a man's testicles in an irregular way, typically to induce pain.

Person 1: Prepare for testicular torsion!
Person 2: What?
*Person 1 twists Person 2's balls*
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Nonery October 28, 2023

Sylas Torson

A very cool dude and has a lot of skibidi rizz.

Your are so Sylas Torson

by Y0B0YSYLAS February 11, 2024

The Trionyx

A fictional species from the cartoon network show "The Amazing World Of Gumball"
An aggressive predator from the Nile River, Is a reptile and resembles a turtle.
Eggs will only hatch in a warm enviroment
(Lat: occidere machine ex infernum)

Anais: The trionyx isnt evil! shes just pregnant!
Gumball: What the what?!?

by telephonemarketer March 5, 2024

testicular torsion

May God have mercy on your soul.

SpongeBob: "Hey Patrick, what do you know about testicular torsion?"
Me: "NOOOO-"

by 7568ino March 8, 2024

Testicular Torsion

The torture used by the tiny people living in your balls that they execute your testicle and twist it.

"Yo Kyle! Did the tiny men give you Testicular Torsion yet?"
"Nah. What about you David?"
"Yeah, hurt like getting rejected by the 6'1 emo goth mommy we saw earlier!"

by Fellow Jigaboo Hater May 11, 2024