Adj.
1) To get boned by a Tony. Usually really, really well.
Verb
1) To bone someone when you are Tony.
1) To get boned by a Tony. Usually really, really well.
Verb
1) To bone someone when you are Tony.
1) Dude, I am so sick of my boyfriend right now. I just want to get toned by his friend.
2) My friend's girlfriend is super hot. She's about to get toned.
2) My friend's girlfriend is super hot. She's about to get toned.
by Betty Blackout July 14, 2011
Get the Toned mug.Captain kirk launched two testicle torpedos full power into ohura's ass, on the bridge of the U.S.S Enterprise.
by Swash buckling dildo swordsman June 7, 2007
Get the Testicle Torpedos mug.The act of treading water back to back with your partner then taking a stiff poop into the anus of your partner whilst under water, this process is then repeated vice versa in rapid recession until the stiff poop has dissolved into a diarrhea like format. The damp flakes are then packed into a tobacco pipe then smoke
"Timmy and I rocked a toasty torpedo at the graduation party last night, everyone got pretty messed up when we packed it in the hookah"
by dustynook February 1, 2010
Get the Toasty Torpedo mug.The act of being pelted with a throwing dart uber hard. ( coming from the zoosk commercial banned in select areas).
Did you see that commercial where that guy yelled" MOUNTAIN TOP!" and hit that dude in the chest with a dart????? lol it was hilarious! he got mountain topped
by gooserobber January 21, 2011
Get the Mountain Topped mug.Mailing human excrement to a friend which has been wrapped tidily in a plastic kitchen container. Place paper towels under and over the "surprise" so the contents may not be detected until the package is opened.
I believe my friend was fired from his job after he opened his FedEx package labeled "Topeka Surprise".
by thatsjustwrong July 30, 2010
Get the Topeka Surprise mug.When someone deliberately burns a source of help (an employee, friend, etc.) out of spite or stupidity. Similar to burning a bridge, this happens when someone is so short-sighted, they don't realize the effect their negative actions will have on their lives and the lives of others.
I wonder what Jeanne is going to do for computer help now that she fired Alex for no reason whatsoever. Man, she really torpedoed the lifeboat.
by zerodark November 17, 2010
Get the torpedoed the lifeboat mug.A men's tank top shirt, also known colloquially as a "wifebeater". Its name stems from the recent ruling decriminalizing domestic violence in Topeka, Kansas.
"My wife forgot the mayonnaise on my sandwich. Better sport my Topeka Jersey before hitting her out of the park."
by orangejuliuscaesar October 16, 2011
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