a million pains

She’s a million pains. (not as in singular)

She’s not just a pain in my ass, as in singular. She’s a million pains.

by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021

Window Pains

An awesome sounding hacker tag.

liek ohemjay d00d u just got h4><0r3d bai teh Window Pains

by MaximumOverdrive February 24, 2009

Seesaw of Pain

(n) a sexual position in which a male enters his penis into the female's pee hole

That's not kinky enough for me, let's seesaw of pain tonight!

by oouuuuch January 13, 2010

penis pain

penis pains...abdominal pains with urges to train in the art of sexual intercourse with a meat product

John- "oh dear, i seem to want to insert this large german sausage into your anal cavity Adam."

Adam- " why John you have just had your first penis pain..."

by Balls4all May 30, 2005

Abdomenal pain

person in question has just been knocked up, but does not know this yet.

Shirly: I have abdomenal pain.

Matt: Bietch, you're pregnant.

by The real WEB MD October 20, 2008

T-Pain

A catchy rapper/R&B singer who somewhat resembles Willy Wonka and uses an excessive amount of auto tune, although he can sing great without it.

Person 1: Have you ever heard T-Pain sing without auto tune?

Person 2: Yes he is good without it, but he uses it because that's his preferred style.

by jjrrddnn July 1, 2011

Lame pains

Emotional pains so intense at the sight of someone acting in an embarassing manner that one noticiably cringes as if the pain were felt physically.

I got some serious lame pains watching my friend attempt to entertain the masses with some less than witty jokes at the subway station.

by Brian H. Nelson October 25, 2007