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handle your handle

To be able to sip, but still function, to be able to function as a being, even if sloshed. Dont drink and drive.
Bro, you need to handle your handle. I'm handling my handle.
by JRay1234567890 June 28, 2019
mugGet the handle your handlemug.

handle baring

When you insert 4 fingers into the pussy and your thumb into the woman’s asshole and grab the wad of meat whilst then rapidly shaking it.
We’re you guys just handle baring?
by Hoelster December 4, 2017
mugGet the handle baringmug.

handles

A strange phrase from the North of England used to describe something as rubbish. Not very good.
Have you seen her new hair cut? It's handles.
by BanginDave December 17, 2020
mugGet the handlesmug.

Cincinnati Love Handle

When someone holds the love handles at the bottom of your triceps instead of the traditional love handle.
I'm holding him through the Cincinnati love handle instead of his traditional love handles. Man let me tell you that it sparked joy, holding his arm instead of his torso!
by Grow Up Saturdays August 29, 2025
mugGet the Cincinnati Love Handlemug.

crutch handle

When you kick a girl on her shin so hard she grabs onto your dick for support
I gave this fat chick a crutch handle and that’s how my dick is broken
by Penisface1999 January 10, 2018
mugGet the crutch handlemug.

Rusty Pump Handle

The act of jacking a guy off using your own or his own shit as lube.
She gave him a rusty pump handle last night.
by DunchyMcButterstien April 29, 2013
mugGet the Rusty Pump Handlemug.

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