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tinket

The tinket is one of the greatest inventions of the 21st century . Tinkets have made life more easy . It all started when a group of individuals went to get a burger , called the 'ZINKER' . Hence , tinket was invented . Theres no relation between the 2 words , but then again , its a tinket , so its alrite .

Tinkets can be of various shapes and sizes . Yesterday i was walking on the streets and i saw a car which had an upgraded tinket system . It was real cool , but i guess the owner would have some problems if the tinket over heats .

Last week i went to get my tinket pierced , but then it hurt and i was admitted to the tinket ward of the palooza hospital on 23rd sloop road . Later some friends visited and gave me some get well tinkets.

Also , this one time , i was sitting at a burger joint and i saw 2 people sharing tinket sushi with bbq sauce . would you like fries with that sir ?
Person1: better take care of your tinkets .
Person2: why ?
Person1: why not ?
by _MojO_ November 22, 2007
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Ticketstubbing

The act of placing your ticket stub from the movies in a random location.
"I just got back from the movies, wanna go ticketstubbing?"

"Yeah, where should we put the stubs?"
"How about the security guards golf cart?"
"Yeah, let's do it!"
(Walk next to golf cart, place ticket stub in cart and walk away)

"Ticketstubbed bitch!"
by CDarko May 2, 2013
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Ticketshyster

Another word for ticketmaster.

A monopoly grip on event ticket sales.
That guy: "You get your tickets for Tay Tay yet?"

You: "Yup, but paid over 3 times face value because of ticketshyster fees and shit..."
by ChiefSlapaJoe November 29, 2022
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Catching Tickets

You like drama and want to argue or you want to be entertained by instigating another person.
John: BLM is not a justified movement

Tommy: That's cap
John: nah youre just Catching Tickets

Or

Terry told me I have a lumpy butt and nobody will love me but I think she is just Catching Tickets.
by Catching Tickets September 17, 2020
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Cum tickets

used to wipe cum or semen off your genitalia
I used my cum tickets after I jacked off.
by Lit1997 February 26, 2021
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Tickeloo

1. What you say to excuse somebody when they hiccup
2. "Bless you" for hiccups
Hiccup
Tickeloo
Thanks
by Gezuntheit October 7, 2010
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ticker g

look at that ticker g, bet you errday he's hustlin'
by teeheehee3292380932832 July 24, 2011
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