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Spanish Tickler

AKA. "Cat's Paw". This was an old torture device consisting of four claws the size of human fingers on a handle. Used in Spain and elsewhere in Europe, the torturer would run the claws over the victim's face, chest, groin, buttocks, legs, anywhere. The flesh would be shredded, with noses, ears, breasts, nipples, genitals, anything, torn off.
The Spanish Tickler raked over the victim's chest, ripping the flesh, exposing the ribs.
by Lorelili March 28, 2005
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Taint Tickler

Whilst taking a deuce, having a turd so long, or toilet bowl so shallow, that the turd bottoms out and thus breaks away from the anus. The sudden axis shift causes the turd to brush against the taint semi-erotically.
I took had a huge post-Starbucks Taint Tickler today. It was at least 14 inches long.
by royhobbs93 February 20, 2009
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Chinese Laundry Ticket

Unintelligible, completely messed-up writings or calculations on any piece of paper.
Teacher to pupil: Your homework looks like a Chinese Laundry Ticket!
by Buchter December 19, 2005
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pussy tickler

A bristly Moustache or Beard.
I wonder what Generic's pussy tickler feels like? Mmmmmmmm....
by Lemon Party July 6, 2006
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Dean Tucker

An male retard from the region of South Wales. Said person can be characterised by a lack of logical thought, natural stupidity and an incredibly small penis. A Dean Tucker will usually have few/no friends, with a ridiculous hairstyle and a horrible taste in music and fashion.
"Do you think my pink shoes will go with my brown top?"
"Dude, you dress like a Dean Tucker"

"My friend told me im an argumentative, self-righteous twat"
"You are. You constantly argue things even when you know you're wrong. Truthfully, you're one hell of a Dean Tucker.
by Bruce Sprungsteen February 23, 2010
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woof ticket

In The Atlanta Journal and Constitution, Betty Parham and Gerrie Ferris
wrote in 1992, "Although its origin is uncertain, 'woof ticket' is a
somewhat dated phrase that refers to an outrageous or exaggerated boast
meant to intimidate or impress the listener." Woof is a Black English
pronunciation of "wolf." According to Geneva Smitherman's 1994 "Black Talk,"
a woof ticket is "a verbal threat, which one sells to somebody; may or may
not be real. Often used as a strategy to make another person back down and
surrender to what that person perceives as a superior power." Tom McIntyre,
professor of special education at Hunter College in New York, noted nearly a
decade ago: "Woofing is especially effective against those who are
unfamiliar with it and don't realize that it is most often 'all show and no
go.' . . . The menacing behavior can usually be defused and eliminated by
informed, tactful action." He advised teachers to "look secure and
self-assured while you withdraw." In the context of the basketball star
Howard's remarks, woof tickets are not to be bought; on the contrary, he
uses the phrase to show that performance, and not intimidating attitude, is
needed to "get it together."
I don't believe the hype or buy a Woof ticket. Nigga you make a gang of noise and never seem like a cricket.
- Xzibit, "Paparazzi"
by Bud Smoker January 18, 2004
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Tinkerbell Hilton

The small brown dog that Paris Hilton carries around with her everywhere. Tinkerbell Hitlon has been seen by many people because she was on the Simple Life. Tinkerbell is very spoiled and very cute.
Tinkerbell Hilton is so spoiled. She wears Dior, Gucci and LV wherever she goes. She shops at Fifi & Romeo.
by lil1 February 12, 2005
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