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bar flu

Another name for a hangover. Works very nicely when you have been out drinking until 2am and have to call in sick for work the next day. You can simply say you have "the flu". You can leave out the "bar" part.

Example: Warner: "sorry, mike. I can't come to work today"

Mike: "ok"

Mike: "Josh, Warner called in sick...says she has

the flu"

Josh: "Yeah....BAR flu."
Warner: "sorry, mike. I can't come to work today"
Mike: "ok"
Mike: "Josh, Warner called in sick...says she has

the flu"
Josh: "Yeah....BAR flu."
by Dr. Joshstein January 7, 2012
mugGet the bar flumug.

Arnavian Flu

Arnavian Flu is a condition resulting from extreme laziness. It's sufferers sleep through tests and skip classes. It is frequently used as an excuse by students who skip class. The term is used because academic staff are unaware that it is a false disease.
Teacher: Where were you yesterday?
Student: Sorry miss, I came down with a bout of the Arnavian Flu.
by jeansstyle September 30, 2012
mugGet the Arnavian Flumug.

Brasilian flu

Brasilian flu means someone had a FACELIFT (Because that country is know for it's plastic surgery.)
Her face look like hamburger, she got the Brasilian flu!
by rere duce December 23, 2014
mugGet the Brasilian flumug.

Yellow Flu

Yellow Flu is a term to describe the slow descent of a political party into self destruction.

Coined shortly after the 2010 general election in the UK Yellow Flu takes its name from the party colours of the Liberal Democrats.

Yellow Flu typically manifests itself within local party activists and councillors who do not get to directly enjoy the fruits of being in government. Namely a ministerial car or occasional dinner with News International lobbyists. First symptoms include a growing reluctance to defend Liberal Democrat supported policies beyond blaming the Labour party, the weather, or coalition, medium level symptoms include erratic opinion shifts and outbursts of crying. Terminal Yellow Flu results in resignation and oft repeated vows to never give Nick Clegg the time of day again.

Yellow Flu has given rise to another illness specific to Liberal Democrats. With the Conservative party considering the Liberal Democrats barely worth bothering with beyond a whip sheet, the Labour party is at its warmest, now completely opposed to talking to the Liberal Democrats with words other than "sellout", "lackies" or "shower of useless Tory supporting shites". This secondary illness is known as Yellow loneliness and it's becoming increasingly common for this to strike quickly after the onset of Yellow Flu.
Voter1: "Did you hear about that Lib Dem resigning?"

Voter2: "What? Why? I thought he was chuffed at having made the Tories implement the pupil premium, even though it was in both their manifestos?"

Voter1: "No. Apparently he can't support the coalition now"

Voter2: "After he's sold off our NHS, put us back in recession and propped up the Tories for two years?"

Voter1: "Yup. Must be Yellow Flu."

Voter2: "Twat."

Voter3: "Sorry I was just passing, did you just call a Liberal Democrat a twat? I quite agree. I remember tuition fees even if they don't"
by BritishVotersEverywhere5 October 18, 2012
mugGet the Yellow Flumug.

Osaka flu

Simpsons episode marge in chains season 4 1993. Thought to be prediction for covid last year. Untrue.
The osaka flu is not covid!
by DonW15 December 31, 2020
mugGet the Osaka flumug.

EIP FLU

Cars that had EIP Tuning software\Hardware that are no longer on the road.
Has anyone seen Ivo's car. Nah! His car was hit with the EIP Flu and hasn't seen the road in over 2 years.
by Team Freddy November 25, 2009
mugGet the EIP FLUmug.

wine flu

result of a woman drinking way too much wine. Leads to a miserable whining sow the next morning!
What happened to your missus gav? She looks like shit this morning and hasn't stopped whining!

Yep, she has wine flu - drank 3 bottles of red last night!
by gammagav July 14, 2009
mugGet the wine flumug.

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