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eskimo mouth hug

A blowjob given by someone with an ice cube in their mouth.
In the summer I love receiving Eskimo mouth hugs.
by Billdoe February 19, 2021
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Eskimo Brothers

An eskimo Brother is someone who has slept with the same person you have slept with.

If you sleep with a girl and find out someone else has at some time slept with her you are that persons eskimo brother.
Pete slept with Gina. Adrian Peterson also slept with Gina.
This makes them eskimo brothers.

"dude I slept with heather the other night"
"sick I did it last year"
"man that means were eskimo brothers!"
by Ethan the guy September 21, 2016
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eskimo handstand

Where a guy does a handstand while a girl gives him oral sex until he blows a load all over her face
Bruh, I wrecked my throwing arm getting an eskimo handstand from my girl. Covered her in bonkjuice though so it was worth it.
by ClumsyPickleFrisbee March 19, 2021
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Eskimo Neighbor’s

Two people who have had sex with the same person but not in the same hole.
Dude 1: yo I fucked my homie Ryan in the ass the other day
Dude 2: YOOO I fucked his face yesterday!!!
Dude 1: guess Eskimo neighbor’s bro
by Ball Bustin Bob April 13, 2021
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Eskimo Trifecta

Act of creating an Alaskan Hot Pocket with your partner to preform the Alaskan Pipeline (AKA Eskimo Popsicle) and then using the Alaskan Pipeline leftovers to knock out your partner and ride the Alaskan Bobsled to victory.

Alaskan Hot Pocket -The glorious act in which one or more persons defecate into a condom, and while holding it from the open end, swings it in a circular motion to ensure that the fecal matter attains the maximum fill capacity of the condom.

Alaskan Pipeline - the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.
Alaskan Bobsled - While performing intercourse doggie style, the male knocks the female unconscious and proceeds to ride her down the stairs while still engaged in intercourse.
Did you ever clean up the mess from your Eskimo Trifecta?

There are 3 type of people that feel the need to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, it is the reason they live alone.

If you find someone willing to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, RUN!!
by The Three Wiseman April 3, 2021
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Eskimo glove

A foul fishy smelling garment that will fit 5 fingers
When Nathan the Eskimo glove removed his mitten it smelled like it'd been inside Katie's limpet
by Maugli the great March 14, 2021
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Eskimo Homie

The relationship between one person that has had sexual relations, NOT including sex, with another person that has had sexual relations, NOT including sex, with the same sexual partner. The most common cause is oral sex and it can be considered the lesser form of the Eskimo Brother. Also know as Eskimo Friend and Eskimo Acquaintance.
Sarah gave John a blowjob
Sarah gave Jake a handjob
Jake and John are Eskimo Homies

alternately,

John fingered Sarah
John gave Alice cunnalingus
Sarah and Alice are Eskimo Homies
by honordefender November 26, 2013
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