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Blue Trombone

When a lover acts as if they are attempting a reach-around but to the partner's dismay chokes out the boner with an iron grip.
This one time at band camp a girl gave me the Blue Trombone; I guess that will match my blue balls. I thought she liked me.
by The Blue Trombone Group November 6, 2011
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blue tomato

1. A satire of any word that one may find on this website, urbandictionary.com;

2. Nothing at all: a meaningless word
Dude 1: Bro! I wanna blue tomato tonight!
Dude 2: What the hell does that mean?
Dude 1: uhhhhh.............
by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 25, 2016
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Caveman Blues

The feeling the day after a night out, involving being severely hungover from excessive drinking or coming down from rec drugs (mostly cocaine and pills). Victim has 'the blues' and feels frail, old and ancient - like a caveman.
*throws up*
"Ugh, i'm gonna have the caveman blues tomorrow.."

*wakes up*
"You alright mate? you look like shit!"
"Nahhh, I've got some serious caveman blues.."
by purge August 3, 2007
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Blues Clued It

to figure something out. To put together various pieces of information to reach a logical conclusion based on the information gathered.
From the Childrens TV show where the host would discover what the Dog Blue wanted to do using 3 clues.
Mike:Ya i checked my GFs phone saw joe called her before she went "to the library" and noticed that she smelt of soomeones elses cologne.

Ike: Dude i Blues Clued It, shes cheating on you with joe.
by BDBG8andaQuarter2 July 31, 2009
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electiontime blues

The feeling one gets when they find out their candidate has either dropped out of the race, their indiscretions have surfaced, and/or you finally realize your candidate is a frigging idiot.
When used:

PERSON A:
"Yo Jimson, why so low."

PERSON B:
"Man, I've got the electiontime blues."

PERSON A:
"How so?"

PERSON B:
"I just found out my candiate thinks SOPA is the
French pronunciation of soap . What a frigging
idiot."

PERSON A:
"I'm with ya."
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Blue Q

verb: similar to blue balls. a person asks if they can ask you a question then never asks the question. ("Q" is short for question)
Burt: hey can i ask you something?
Carly: ya anything whats up?
Burt: oh never mind.
Carly: come on..dont blue q me
by guybroman July 10, 2010
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hit the blue

slang for bj, when you can hit the blue on a Rocket Pop
andre: yo shawn, this girl meg hit the blue so hard last night
by blazinandgrazin June 19, 2017
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