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Im batman

A comeback used when you do something and your friends dont have a clue how.
John: wait you never learned how to shuffle cards? How did you do that?

Jonas: im batman
by IRllyLikeDucks July 29, 2022
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batman

When you are having dark sex and you shine a flashlight with a paper bat covering it and your girl looks up and you jam it in her ass as she screams a sound similar to a bat screech.
I totally pulled the batman on Jennifer last night
by cr3my testicle July 29, 2021
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Batman

A dude who wears a rubber suit and beats the living pulp out of petty thieves.
Look out, Batman's coming!!!
by YoungRussian72 October 27, 2020
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The Batman

The Batman will save lives and make love to your wives.

Fix leaks and also spring a leak , it’s the belt chicks dig the belt
They Know it was The Batman!

Robert Miller is The Batman - the echo shhhhhhh
by Milller bobert November 3, 2018
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a way of saying to my enemy i got a pokemon
Batman i Caught a little Pokemon it is my way of saying to my enemy i got a pokemon
I caught a Lopunny
Oh No, Joker
Don't tell me
You already know, Batman
You know what i'm gonna do
TO THAT THING!
JOKER!
It's an animal, Joker!
You can't
BATMAN, THERE IS NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKEMON, BATMAN!
I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT!
NO OH MY GOD! NO!
I'M GONNA DO IT, BATMAN!
by Léonard October 28, 2023
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Batman

To horrifically commit a murder of two wealthy parents, leaving a single child alive to be an orphan.
Dude I got in a horrible accident on the way here, totally batmanned this kid.
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Batman Goodbye

A distant relative to the Irish goodbye, the Batman goodbye is the art of leaving without a word—but only when you’re hanging out with just one other person.

It’s the same sudden, silent exit, but on a more intimate, one-on-one scale, leaving the other person wondering if you were ever really there at all.
Julian Batman goodbye’d when we were getting burgers, mid-sentence I turned around and he was gone
by Drew_knew_you October 19, 2024
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