Shadow Web

Rumored version of the dark web, filled with illegal content. It's existence is a myth, so don't go looking for it.

Also the name of a bitcoin scam, don't fall for the red rooms.

Person 1: I went to the Shadow web yesterday.
Person 2: Isn't that a bitcoin scam?
Person 1: That's the dark web site, this is the real deal.

by Jasksual April 25, 2021

web sheriff

A copyright douchebag that likes to keep children from doing their homework by removing videos.

Teacher: Go to this link at home (random link) it is critical for completing your exam.(for example a music test)

The student follows the link and the video has been removed by a certain web sheriff.

by Teatime X October 22, 2013

man web

An intricate network of males of various social standing, arranged and used for a variety of functions to satisfy the needs and whims of one centrally situated female. Use of more than one male for the same need is an oft used method, but much like a spider web, crossing of 2 threads could cause damage to entire web. The introduction of another woman to the web is discouraged, but can be done if executed carefully.

Tina's man web consisted of 2 comedians who provided laughter, a handyman who serviced her home, a fitness instructor who provided training sessions, a chef who prepared meals, a male model who accompanied her on social engagements and an analyst to manage the logistics of the man web.

by BlackOut March 14, 2012

Spread the Web

Early morning need for a man to stretch and pull on his nut sack. This sometimes result in a moist/warm nut sack looking like a web being spread apart...hence Spread the Web

Early each morning, Bill felt the need to spread the web before he got his cup of coffee.

by Captain Duder April 19, 2012

Cooter web

An older womans grey snatch hairs that are mangy to the point where you have the pry them open in order to gain entry to the vagina.

An elderly persons pubic hair that hasnt been shaved for years.

Dude, I humped this granny and she had cooter web to the max!

by Elizzle Dizzle January 2, 2012

web band

A band that is on the internet or virtual like Vocaloid and Your favorite maritan.

Dude, this web band called your favorite martian is all the best shit.

by Zeltiar October 13, 2023

Wood wide web

Contrary to popular believe (see: ala mode), the Wood wide web's nonsensical capitalization structure is purpose built for it's own rationale. You see that the wood can be utilized, speaks to human's ownership of the domain of Earth. The wideness of this expanse, speaks to the spooky incantation which follows it. That is to say, we have not uncovered all rocks, harvested all grain, plowed and fertilized all soil. And, while this may be scary in that Brown Recluse Spiders are all around us, wanting to murder us for our existent nature--they mostly love in the woods, protecting their own webs. . ."mostly"

Eric Cartman is a proud user of the Www to. . .uh justify bully in the Wood wide web. Like a comment bullying a bully--which in this case, the thought completes itself. (I.e. : "I have evidence, and I'll use it!" )

by BestEgo November 17, 2023