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When someone is a tight-arse with money and they sacrifice quality for a cheap dollar price. The item usually breaks or doesn’t work well and they have to buy again what they should have bought the first time
“I thought I got the bargain of all time but it was just crap.”
“Mate. The poor man always buys twice!”
by BMc2 September 19, 2023
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Piss on the poor

A Tumblr Word and phrase that describes brutally misinterpreting something to the point it’s a whole new post or not comprehending something so horribly wrong that it’s a whole new sentence.

Comes from the Tumblr post where someone says “the reading comprehension on this site is piss poor” “HOW DARE YOU SAY WE PISS ON THE POOR!” /j
An example

Person 1: “My friend was talking about this show that has depictions of incest and how it was pretty good
Person 2: “INCEST IS SO BAD BRO YOUR FRIEND LIKES THAT SHIT??”
Person 1: “piss on the poor right there what the fuck?”
by anonymous October 3, 2024
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Poor Man’s bidet

When a person is defecating and a large splash of water caused by their poop enters the butthole at the perfect time, coincidentally cleaning it.
Thought it was going to be a messy one, but the poor man’s bidet cleaned me right up!
by poopprodigies May 22, 2023
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Poor unfortunate souls

Term used to describe unlucky people who are in pain and need of assistance due to an issue eating away at them.
They come flocking to anyone willing and able to help them, no matter past reputation, and without checking for ulterior motives.
See also: Cryto Bro, MLM, Alternative Medicine
"Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad, so true
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying "Spells Ursula, please!"
And I help them
Yes I do!
by MrDrEdward April 13, 2024
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Poor Man Ike Syndrome

A term that references Ike’s straightforward gameplan in Super Smash Brothers Ultimate. Used to describe an overly simple or very ordinary individual.
“I did meet Robert last night, yeah. Must say, he wasn’t all that interesting.”
“True. Suffers from a little Poor Man Ike Syndrome.”
by Sivilion January 17, 2023
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Poor

The most common household word for Europeans
Poor
by GermaniumL November 17, 2025
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Poor Man’s Ether

Having sex with your wife in order to sleep.
Hey mama, I’m having trouble sleeping. Can I get a shot of some Poor Man’s Ether. Pwease!!
by anonymous July 6, 2023
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