green gifting

When buying for older people on your shopping list... Get them something you would like.... There's a "chance" you might get it back in a few years.... (when they die)

Helen, I'm green gifting mom those earrings we looked at in Tiffany's last week. I can't wait to wear them to her funeral.

by Rich Apple December 19, 2010

Gift

A hands on or physically giving some one a gift to someone

I gave my girl a little D as a gift

by Mrsweetness December 24, 2018

Not screw a gift horse in the mouth

Don't screw a gift horse in the mouth is akin to the time honored phrase "don't look a gift horse in the mouth" which basically means don't be critical of gifts or people might not want to give you things in future.

This promotion is right up your ally Smith, now lets not screw a gift horse in the mouth!

by bhnicfh August 28, 2011

Jay's Gift

a generous offering or gesture usually of large value

"nice coat was that Jay's Gift" the speaker is addressing the coat as a gift

by Astro Jovial March 3, 2025

Gift Basket

Vagina

I put it all in her gift basket.

by MAN_PILE_CHAMPION June 30, 2016

Gift Hijacking

Gift Hijacking is when you put your name on someone else's gift either because you forgot to get a gift or because you were just to lazy to get one.

Gift Forgetter: *eyeing the table of gifts* Hmm....from Erica? *scribble scribble* and Ashley.

Party-goer: Hey! That's gift hijacking!

by Kittiefied November 27, 2012

Gifted Abby

The most beautiful person on earth.

A god.

I can and will die for her.

She can step on me and I will say thank you.

The most beautiful human being on earth.

Me: Gifted Abby lololol hahahha I love her
Someone: Who tf is gifted Abby?
Me: EWWW imagine not knowing who gifted abby is. you uncultured swine

by teehee senpai March 8, 2021