Absolutely The Fish

Absolutely the fish is a term used to refer to something ridiculous or preposterous.

Guy 1: Hey look at that guy with the banana hat!

Guy 2: That's Absolutely The Fish.

by Blagardson October 10, 2009

fish in the bowl

Action of displaying your cock in an empty wine glass. Usually done at parties or formal events to loosen up the guests and initiate an orgy.

Yesterday at the party, Alex did the fish in the bowl with Stephanie's glass. He was so pissed.

by Dom900 April 5, 2011

Fish Drown

The art of attempting to prove your friend wrong, when you know that he/she is right.

I really like when you Fish Drown me. I get a sick pleasure from it.

by HrdlyWrngGuy420 April 13, 2011

Fishing with Randy

To be fired from your job.
Usually comes without any kind of warning. The result of leaving early every day and not completing tasks. Allows the fired employee to spend more time fishing (in many cases - w/ Randy).

"I screwed up big this time dude. When my boss finds out, I'll be fishing with Randy by next week."

by Bonkers! December 24, 2008

chimney fish

one who drinks and smokes a lot, often at the same time

Ben's really turning into a chimney fish, eh?

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Fish Jibber

The act of getting a hand job without any pressure applied to it. Much like a "dead fish" handshake.

Max: "Dude, Stevie gave me a fish jibber tonight. It was terrible."

by Jammmer McSlammer June 8, 2013

Fishing for sausage

When an older lady clearly divorced goes to drink dance and seek out a young stud for the night in a predatory manor.

Felicity are you coming out tonight to fishing for sausage, they have a live band on

by Lesstatt June 16, 2013