Matthew Key

Imbread dated his cousins at school broke up when they got the DNA tests back

Matthew Key is imbrued

by Dave Carrie May 27, 2022

Sticky Keys

The thing that pops up when your trying to sign a peace treaty in Minecraft

Aw man I tried befriending a person in Minecraft by crouching but Sticky Keys came up

by Sageeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 18, 2021

cayden keys

Cayden Keys is a name for a sexy beast. He like girls. A Cayden Keys is most likely to please you just about anywhere. He will most likely do a back flip... if he's cool and sexy! which he is he's a sexy beast. He's super sexy like 10/10 would smash right now. he's the sexiest guy in the room.

hi my name is cayden keys.

by Jimmy Bob Joe 17th May 23, 2017

key hand

a man who is horrific at fingering women

“yeah......... he definitely has a key hand”

by gaybitch69420 April 14, 2018

key scramble

a common excuse for being late somewhere

Coach: Why were you late to practice??
Athlete: I was in a key scramble!

by lmr2233 February 24, 2011

Tsukishima Kei

The love child of Kevin from 'the minions', and Simon from 'Alvin and the Chipmunks'.

"Imagine simping over Tsukishima Kei"
"Can't relate..."

by cats_on_mars March 22, 2021

key to happiness

That precious uniquely-carved strip of brass that a hot chick entrusts you with, and which allows you to unlock the front door to her house/apartment. (Well, duhhhh…!)

The ultimate gesture of a nice lady’s trust in you is if she lets you have a copy of the key to happiness.

by QuacksO July 14, 2018