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The Teaser

when a girl is getting eaten out and right before she cums the guy stops, turns her around fucks her in the ass and when he is about to cum he tells her he is done, she then turns around and he blows one right in her belly button.
Wow, did you see Mary get the teaser last night.
by cit October 29, 2006
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Toaster Mage

1.) A Toaster that is also a Mage.
2.) A Mage that has the ability to make Toast without the use of a Toaster or Toaster Oven
3.) A Pieism priest.
4.) a Communist (In name only ... not in practice)
5.) A very random person who does NOT own a Toaster
6.) A lazy bastard.
7.) A person named "Blah Blahson"
8.) An amalgamation of any of the seven previous definitions, or all of them, or none of them, or ... just ... o.o ... PIE!!
There is good, there is evil ... There is Communism, and Capitalism ... there is Light and Dark ... there is Up and Down ... somwhere between but not quite in front of or behind it all ... is TOASTER MAGE.
"I are pant"
by Guardian Haukness February 5, 2005
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Testeronee

When, during his mid-life crisis, a man goes on a pasta creation spree.
Hannah - "What the fuck is this?"

Lil' Jimmy - "Oh, that's just dad's new pasta. It's part of his 'Testeronee'."
by U Craszee June 21, 2009
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Toaster Studel Diet

Something you yell at a babes who looks like she's on that toaster studel diet.
Damn babes you be on that toaster studel diet!
by Delicious Dee-Z May 1, 2009
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toaster bird

more commonly known as a "seagull"; derived from the fact that these birds are about the size of a toaster.
look at those toaster birds flying around! they are so beautiful!
by anonymous varsity July 8, 2010
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Toaster boy

Is an addiction with toasters and wants to be one . Loves toasters and wants to be one .
Teacher: what do you want to be when your older

Adam: a toaster

William: toaster boy
by Rusty spoon July 24, 2016
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Toaster

Somebody whom is neutral and cannot say either yes or no. Just sit in silence
God damn. She didn’t say anything it’s like she was a toaster
by Consentmatters June 11, 2018
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