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Teabag Bandit

To dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth or the eye socket of another person while they are sleeping. Then latter showing them a photo or evidence of I happening, but no evidence of who it was.
Sam "I saw a photo of Josh getting tea bagged last night, but you couldn't see who's balls it was"

James "yeah we will never know unless we catch him in the act, cause he's the Teabag bandit"
by secretsquirrel2 July 29, 2014
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Teabagger

The stereotypical Asian, who really makes you feel at home. Usually has tea and a heck ton of rice on hand at all times.
"Dude, you see that Asian guy coming with all that tea?"
"Definitely. What a Teabagger."
by Jaerda June 2, 2016
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teabagging

It has 2 meanings.
1. the insertion of one man's sack into another person's mouth. Used a practical joke or prank, when performed on someone who is asleep, or as a sexual act.
2. going to a PvP game, and crouching and standing up several times so it looks like you are teabagging. Mostly used as a form of BM (Bad Manner)
1. I wanna try teabagging
2. God damnit did he just teabag me after that kill??
by Dynami March 12, 2017
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teabag o’ lantern

The act of placing forcefully dropping one’s testicles on a jack o’ lantern on the night of All Hallow’s Eve.
Bill teabag o’ lanterns my front porch pumpkins every Halloween.
by UFOMG333 January 2, 2018
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teabag tunnel

Can be an initation rite or punishment:

at least ten guys need to crouch in a line letting their balls hang out, the new guy or dude who needs to be punished is dragged underneath the tunnel and will get a faceful of ballsacks. Voila, it's the teabag tunnel.
Moron: "I want to be in your crew, man! Leader: "Sure, but first you must complete the teabag tunnel!"
by dschoean February 1, 2018
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Teabagist

Being racist and prejudice towards teabags
Stop being a teabagist Sam
by The teabag vigilante August 15, 2018
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Teabag

A small pouch filled with dried plants.
British people and people who want to be british people dip them in hot water. The chemicals from the plants then diffuse into the water, turning it into tea.

Teabags were first introduced in America, around 1908.

May also refer to online players repeatedly crouching on your dead body to gloat when they fucking kill you, cheaters.
Person A: *dips teabag in water*

Person B: "You're doing it wrong!" *grabs shotgun and one-shots Person A, then teabags them*
by DiamondAppendix September 18, 2018
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