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Tattoo parlor

One true love, the person that makes your world go round, your ultimate lover
That boy is my tattoo parlor- I love him so much.
by Yourtattooparlor May 2, 2022
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tattooia

I go to Tattooia
by Vivansh June 7, 2022
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tattoo artist

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tattoo

a popular, yet highly condemned, body aesthetic personal choice, which people use to show off, express their creativity, deal with traumatic events, or fix temporary whims and boredom.

basics: a needle goes into your skin repeatedly, to make a tear and get non-toxic (desired) ink inside. ideally, you do this tattoo thing once, then you move on to another patch of skin, unlike with botox (toxic) or other skin procedures (radio/high frequency, microneedling, peelings, etc.) that work on the basis of they destroy your skin and/or other cells and you need to use up some telomeres and eventually stem cells to heal yourself, procedures that you end up doing over and over in your life. yes, to look better, and yes, you heal, and yes, right now humans don't reach the maximum potential of their genetic lifespan anyway to feel a reduction, and miss those stem cells, so why not? better to focus on protecting your heart, and donating to research for cancer, and other bad things.

if done in truly sanitary conditions, tattoos are not that bad for the body, unless there's something off with the ink, or you choose to remove the tattoo, breaking the ink apart into small-small toxic particles that will then all get absorbed into the bloodstream. health hazard! good luck kidneys! and not only. so choose wisely. ideally you should not have it removed.
wouldn't it be nice instead to have this ink be nutrients for the body, so that you kinda get a vitamin boots when you wanna change things up?
naysayer: tattoos are bad, but i use a derma roller to keep my skin looking young and fresh.
Doug: i smell a bit of a hypocrite here.
by wokeup2this July 10, 2022
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Tattoo

Lemme give you a tattoo on your neck without using tattoo ink.
by Mr.GoKuWitDaDeuce December 12, 2022
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Tattoo Ratio

A phrase describing the direct correlation between the number / eccentricity of attractive tattoos and the emotional instability and un-datability of a hot person.
Yeah Jessie is hot but she’s really high on the tattoo ratio so don’t get your hopes up.
by WordOfTheDay83 January 19, 2023
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Tayton

Damn boy hit the legs more and scrub that butterfly tattoo off. Keep saying you pull moms but when you really suck the dads poles. Also your names tayton so youre lifes a waste, waste of skin, air, time, it all. You probably main widow too you sad pathetic using “hot moms” as a beard loser idiot inbred.
Oh man that losers such a Tayton
by DJHAZZYHAZ October 11, 2022
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