testicle

One of two (usually) slightly squashy spherical shaped objects about the size of a king size malteser that lie within a man's scrotum sack

Also a word used for someone who follows/supports the WWE Wrestler 'Test'

"squeezing your testicle may result in an unfathomable pain"

by dw March 23, 2003

Tactical Jew

A very sneaky, cheeky, tactical person. This person knows everyone's secrets, and is seen almost everywhere.

Tyler: Dude, is that Austin?
Gabe: Wasn't he just at the grocery store?
Tyler: Yeah, how'd he get there so fast?!
Gabe: What a tactical Jew!

by TacticalJewHunter October 1, 2010

Paki tactics

A person who cheats to win, Someone who uses the lowest of low tactics to gain an advantage.

Person 1 : I gave you a right hammering on Fifa last night mate!!
Person 2 : Yeah but you was using paki tactics mate!!

by da1976 November 30, 2009

Tactical Knuke

The act of getting a tactical nuke (25 kills w/out dying) in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 using only the tactical knife attachment. NO KILLSTREAK REWARDS (besides the nuke)

25 tactical knife kills + no deaths = Tactical Knuke = EPIC WIN
As seen on the "Kill 'em All" youtube MW2 challenge.

by drummindave50 January 1, 2010

Tactical Turtles

The time when you are play call of duty and some pro calls down the tactical turtles and you'r screwed.

Shabonquiqui: Yo dawg dis kid just call down dem tactical turtles
Shanaynay: ow fack

by Tortuise November 22, 2011

testiclay

Another pronunciation of the word testicles. It has been made famous by the character Emily Howard in Little Britain.

'Little ladies' testiclay'. (Emily Howard)

by yetanothermike February 4, 2007

Tactical Sex

Having sex as quitely as possible, in order to avoid being caught. Can involve turning games or music up to otherwise extreme volumes. Also known as ninja sex.

Dude, my mom's girlfriend was upstairs, so we had to have tactical sex instead.

by Midnyteshadow May 23, 2010