Turkish Hot Air Balloon

After having anal sex with a woman, a man proceeds to go down on her asshole and blow into it. If she farts it back into his mouth/face before he can move, it is called the Turkish Hot Air Balloon

Guy 1: Hey I heard you got with that little chica last night!
Guy 2: Dude that fuckin' bitch....
Guy 1: What?!
Guy 2: I went to toss her salad after we fucked, she gave me a Turkish Hot Air Balloon!
Guy 1: I'm not sharing that cigarette with you

by rick powers February 09, 2010

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Turkish Delight

Sugary, smelly and it is homemade, straight from the bowels. Where taste is concerned, knock yourself out!

Oops, I ate too many sweets, I feel terrible, well I'm looking foward to a turkish delight tonight!

by Captain Corned Beef March 29, 2009

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turkish ham sandwich

When an exceptionally dirty person slaps their cock on another person's face, leaving a trail of grime and slime in the shape of said cock. For added effect, one may place a piece of bread on the "hammed" person's now greasy face.

After the hobo raped that bitch, he gave her the good old Turkish Ham Sandwich.

by Task force master Cooley October 21, 2013

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