Turkish Hot Air Balloon

After having anal sex with a woman, a man proceeds to go down on her asshole and blow into it. If she farts it back into his mouth/face before he can move, it is called the Turkish Hot Air Balloon

Guy 1: Hey I heard you got with that little chica last night!
Guy 2: Dude that fuckin' bitch....
Guy 1: What?!
Guy 2: I went to toss her salad after we fucked, she gave me a Turkish Hot Air Balloon!
Guy 1: I'm not sharing that cigarette with you

by rick powers February 9, 2010

Turkish Delight

Sugary, smelly and it is homemade, straight from the bowels. Where taste is concerned, knock yourself out!

Oops, I ate too many sweets, I feel terrible, well I'm looking foward to a turkish delight tonight!

by Captain Corned Beef March 29, 2009

turkish ham sandwich

When an exceptionally dirty person slaps their cock on another person's face, leaving a trail of grime and slime in the shape of said cock. For added effect, one may place a piece of bread on the "hammed" person's now greasy face.

After the hobo raped that bitch, he gave her the good old Turkish Ham Sandwich.

by Task force master Cooley October 20, 2013

turkish mountain rock

when you crunch all your knuckles together and put them in a girls pussy

i gave her the best turkish mountain rock she ever had

by jamal334 April 1, 2009

turkish shower

the act of engaging in intercourse while amongst an enviroment that closley resimbles that of a ancient Aztec waterfall.

Where's Matt? ...Oh, he is taking a Turkish shower... again

by Andrew The Chinese Mason August 6, 2006

turkish soft serve

when one is taking a shit and it coils around itself perfectly as if it were on a sugar cone

dude 1: i made a turkish soft serve last night
dude 2: yum

by boondogle September 24, 2009

Rhys jones(Turkish/russian)

Lad who loves girls
And weed
he’s a funny and nice guy and probably likes your girl

What a Rhys jones(Turkish/russian)

by Dripdripdripp February 5, 2020