toolocity

The degree to which an individual is being a tool. Measured in a logarithmic scale .

Matt offered to rewrap Megan's taco, thereby increasing his toolocity five-fold.

by Cooper December 2, 2004

Toolche

Someone who has the wits of a tool, and the arrogance of a douchebag.

K:I'm not moving out until I save enough money to buy my truck.
A:You are a toolche.

by Derek, Xander, Kyle December 21, 2008

tool

someone who ditches their friends for 'popular' people and covers it up with shit excuses

Sean is such a tool, he's not going to Mike's birthday party because Lela invited him to some boring banquet crap.

by sleepinglegisannoying May 13, 2009

toolbag jones

The name for someone who is a tool

Hey, there goes Toolbag Jones, with his collar popped, and his boat shoes

by F-18 September 15, 2009

tool-aid

The cream that comes out of a dick.

That girl just got a mouth full of my tool-aid!

by saltnpeppa2 December 1, 2009

Tool

A guy who thinks he is the shit. Spends time with other tools, of which he may call his "bros", "homies" etc., and acts like he is the most popular guy he knows. This tool will objectify women, and may refer to girls as "sexy" when talking to them, but as "a hot piece of ass" or "his bitch" when talking about them to his friends. Doesn't usually date girls, just hooks up with them.

See also "dick" and "douche bag"

A tool may say
"Hey sexy, lets go hookup"

or to his bros (tool friends),

"Yo, that girl just totally checked me out"

by emilyy543x3 December 10, 2009

Tooling On

To show someone up who is being a tool.

After that comment he left on Facebook, we decided to begin tooling on him.

by laurianne2010 January 19, 2010