The few seconds you get to put cold butter on warm toast and have the toast accept that butter and melt it in. If you wait a moment longer the toast is not quite warm enough and you risk tearing the bread or having a butter mess on toast.
Let's discuss what I call "The Threshold of Toast" which is the few seconds you get to put cold butter on warm toast and have the toast accept that butter, while it softens it and soaks it up. That my friends is the Threshold of Toast. Enjoy some soon.
by Twistedest March 13, 2009
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an extremely short, stubby chick who is in most cases quite ugly.
ideally 4'11, 140 pounds.
synonym: war pig
the difference between "battle toad" and "war pig" are that if you refer to a chick as a "battle toad" you are putting emphasis on how short she is she is. while, if you refer to a chick as a "war pig" you are emphasizing how fat she is (stubby is too politically correct).
an extremely short, stubby chick who is in most cases quite ugly.
ideally 4'11, 140 pounds.
synonym: war pig
the difference between "battle toad" and "war pig" are that if you refer to a chick as a "battle toad" you are putting emphasis on how short she is she is. while, if you refer to a chick as a "war pig" you are emphasizing how fat she is (stubby is too politically correct).
Bruce Lee: Damn that girl was ugly u just got with, but at least her battle toad ass didnt have to duck down to suck you off!
Jose Contreras: Man, shut the fuck up or i will rip you into seventy-seven pieces!
Jose Contreras: Man, shut the fuck up or i will rip you into seventy-seven pieces!
by benny b from the bronx August 23, 2004
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a really cool fool who ive known for a bit but has low self esteem and thats not good i try to help but he refuses but im a persistiant little bastard and wont give up if you would like to help plz vote thumbs up for my good ol pal toasty
by Darkace January 17, 2005
Get the Toaster Mage mug.a horrible hipster alternative rock band that only wants to sell, and could care less about music. Their drummer is good, but the rest is horrible. The singer has the attitude of Chad Kroeger, and the other members are hipsters that have nothing to do and suck at their instruments (except the drummer)
Vocals: weak
Guitars:Weak
Bass:weak
Drums:O.k but can be better
Vocals: weak
Guitars:Weak
Bass:weak
Drums:O.k but can be better
Dude 1:Hey, have you heard of the new band Toast?
Dude 2: Yeah they're sound too damn generic and simple.
Dude 1: I thought that too
Dude 3: LONG LIVE PUNK!!
all dudes: LONG LIVE PUNK & METAL!
Dude 2: Yeah they're sound too damn generic and simple.
Dude 1: I thought that too
Dude 3: LONG LIVE PUNK!!
all dudes: LONG LIVE PUNK & METAL!
by the TrUtH January 27, 2013
Get the Toast mug.*Sign: Beware of Tactical Toads*
Guy: *snicker*
*BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG*
Tactical Toad: No one laughs at the tactical toads!
Guy: *snicker*
*BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG*
Tactical Toad: No one laughs at the tactical toads!
by tacticaltoad March 22, 2010
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David: Yeah sure.
Dave: OK well I'll just make some in the best toaster ever!
David: Yeah sure.
Dave: OK well I'll just make some in the best toaster ever!
by Chris Spargo February 27, 2008
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west coast expression meaning a person who is a complete tool.
an "egg-on toast" is usually the younger sibling of a friend
west coast expression meaning a person who is a complete tool.
an "egg-on toast" is usually the younger sibling of a friend
Guy 1:"that guy is so annoying!"
Guy 2:"yeah, he's a real egg-on toast"
E-O T:"hey guys! hey! hey! i'm over here! heeeey!"
Girl 1:(to Girl 2)"oh. mygod. she/he is such an egg-on toast"
Guy 2:"yeah, he's a real egg-on toast"
E-O T:"hey guys! hey! hey! i'm over here! heeeey!"
Girl 1:(to Girl 2)"oh. mygod. she/he is such an egg-on toast"
by J. Robinson May 4, 2009
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