ranch

to be a shitter a walking L and the worst thing on the world

you see christian over there he is such a ranch

by anguspitts April 2, 2022

Dude Ranching

Using Ranch Dressing to aid one in fondling one's genitals, or those of someone else, to cause sexual pleasure.

My dudes and I were "dude ranching" with delight all night, but we didn't have time to clean up the ranch or get dressed before my parent came home from the opera.

by DudeRanchIT February 26, 2023

ranch crocs

A pair of crocs called "Ranch Crocs" that were given away in a raffle by crocs.

Yes, crocs themed like ranch dressing. It was part of a collaboration with Hidden Valley.

Person 1: "Hey, what's your favorite croc?"
Person 2: "Ranch crocs, 100%."

by aguywhosaguy October 21, 2021

ranch kid

Someone who eats ranch with literally anything and everything. Typically eats pizza by folding it and then dipping it into a giant cup of ranch.

The ranch kid couldn't eat his pizza with 3 cups of ranch.

by Ranch Kid December 18, 2022

ranch fr

Nah fr nah fr nah fr? Oh Kay?

Don’t u mean a mockery? Ranch fr?

by typegabe March 26, 2024

Rocking Horse Ranch

When you pull out a raging boner, cover it in Cholula hot sauce, and fuck a girl when she's on her period, making hot sauce, blood, and semen mix together and make the girl get a knife and stab you in the scrotum so when you have haemorrhagic shock, you get pissed and fuck her in the eye sockets and rip her face off

"I just did the Rocking Horse Ranch on my ex the other day and she's in the hospital."

by aiden2000 October 15, 2025

pizza with ranch

Sounds gross but is actually amazing

Hey, have you ever tried pizza with ranch?
No sounds gross
Try it it’s really good.

by Yeah_thatskindacool September 18, 2020