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dirty meal

An unattractive girl or guy you call for quick sex and afterwards they make you a delicious meal. You may feel bad using them for sex, but the food is too good to leave them alone.
Guy 1: Did you end up getting dinner last night?
Guy 2: Yeah but it was such a dirty meal. Even when I gave her a good log I couldn't get her to shut up. But, damn her cake is so good.
by KickstandLover September 28, 2017
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Schrödinger's Happy Meal

You do not know if the toy in your Schrödinger's Happy Meal is a boy toy or a girl toy until you have opened it.
Child: mom, i got a girl toy :(
mom: you did not know if the toy was a boy toy or a girl toy, therefore it was a Schrödinger's Happy Meal
by AlternateIsopod July 6, 2023
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Happy Meal

a Mcdonalds meal that contains a burger, fries, nuggets, apple slices and a voice of beverage. it also comes with a crappy toy that you can mess with.
Guy: "I ordered a happy meal, I loved the burger and the shitty toy that came with it."
by Mar4343💯 June 1, 2024
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Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.
She's a french fry short of a Happy Meal, cause when the Special Olympics are on, she thinks it's her birthday.
by Titan2014 July 7, 2017
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Fifth Meal

The person one drunkenly contacts to hook up, only after enjoying post-bar fast food. Based off the late night "fourth meal" promotion from Taco Bell.
Bro, that crunchwrap was clutch. Gonna hit up Amber for a little Fifth Meal. Ignore the noise.
by BarManBT September 6, 2025
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Big man happy meal

Getting a blow job while eating McNuggets off your girls back
by Ifyoucantcuminhercumonher February 10, 2025
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