Rocket Syndrome

Let action B have some generally accepted prerequisite state A. That is, someone must be in state A before performing action B. We say that one has rocket syndrome if that individual attempts to pursue action B before achieving state A.
I recently attributed my attempts at the challenge exercises in the text "Professor Evil's Advanced Super Hard Calculus For Definitive Non-Beginners" to rocket syndrome.
by CanadaAle12,coldandhard June 15, 2014
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MSU Syndrome

When a person is mentally retarded but decides to be a pretentious, know it all who has no flaws; and always want to point out the flaw of others. When someone is a complete moron but decides to talk as if they were the one smart enough to teach Albert Einstein quantum physics. A trend following zombie that is to busy to keep up with viral trends till the state of lose of all self individuality. Can be related with the stereotypical attitude of the average Student of MSU (Located in Shah Alam, Malaysia).
Person 1: "Hey man, I have seen you in forever! You still living in Shah Alam.?"
Person 2: "No, I moved. Shah Alam has too many people with MSU Syndrome. How do you even put up with living that close to dumb asses?"
by Azalea Einstein February 17, 2017
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Magnus Syndrome

A dilemma that often comes up in fictions involving immortal beings, when an immortal person is in a committed relationship with a mortal character. This leads to inevitable sadness and conflict on the parts of both characters due to the knowledge that the mortal one will age and die, while the immortal one lives on and does not age. Sometimes, the immortal one will have had past lovers, adding to the age-old sadness of losing them. (Term inspired by Magnus Bane from the Shadowhunters series.)
the other day i cried, because I remembered that my otp will someday succumb to magnus syndrome, and one of them will age and die while the other continues being immortal
by efffbeee September 12, 2016
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sharky's syndrome

When you say you are only going to be 10 minutes when you actually mean you are going to the shops and cooking tea.
Damnit, Lakey has got Sharky's Syndrome for the third time this week
by NaethanC76 May 16, 2019
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Mauga Syndrome

When a person ( Especially male) refuses to accept that his partner is fraught of red flags.
When confronted by his friends they keep repeating the phrase "She ain't like other girls".
This word has it India, and is predominantly used to deride men who are "blindly in love".
I had warned him about his girlfriend, the very day i met her, but he didn't listen to me as he was suffering from Mauga Syndrome.
by Khandu June 13, 2023
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baggyballbag-syndrome

A terrible disease which is not contagious, therefor inherited at birth. It's deadly yet arousing symptons include thinning of the scrotum and sagging of the scrotum. It can however be contracted by transexuals if they injest excessive amounts of homeless people. There is no found cure for this disease at this present time, however it can temporarily be prevented by ironing the scrotum daily on a high heat.
dude Derek's mum told me he has baggyballbag-syndrome!!! I feel so bad for him should we buy him a new iron?
by sir ball-bag-alot December 22, 2010
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birthday syndrome

When a person acts like a spoiled bitch just because it is their birthday.
Man that guy is an asshole, maybe he has birthday syndrome
by Thefanman July 14, 2015
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