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Diaper Surprise

The chunks of not quite absorbed cocoa mix at the bottom of the glass. Seen after completion of beverage.
I finished my hot chocolate, and of course, looked in and saw the diaper surprise!
by .Bruk November 15, 2009
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Surprise Gary

A Surprise Gary is a move performed during sex when a guy pulls out to try and cum on a girl, but awkwardly fires in a wayward direction while making a creepy face. This typically happens too early, and leaves the girl unsatisfied and disinterested in a second encounter.
"Man, I feel like such a Creeper because I gave Jill a Surprise Gary last week. I keep texting her, but she won't text me back."
by Creeper McGee October 4, 2013
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shotgun surprise

the act of slapping ones girlfirend or lover to wake them up and then blowing your load in their face.
derrick thought it would be funny if he woke his girlfriend up with a shotgun surprise, but the joke was on him because now he's single
by shocktrooper December 9, 2010
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Spicy Surprise

When a man douses his penis with Tabasco sauce secretly and then immediately proceeds to insert his penis into a girl's vagina balls deep.
John: I gave Shirley a Spicy Surprise last night and she squealed like a stuck pig!

Jack: Shit son! Oh no you didn't!
by Ojpoj July 23, 2013
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Brownie Surprise

When a white married couple has a baby together and the baby comes out black
Jacob: WTF why is our baby black?
Catherine: .... This is a brownie surprise
by zachholt May 4, 2011
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chipmunk surprise

after giving a guy a blowjob, the blower holds the cum in his/her puffed out cheeks, and slaps his/her cheeks to shoot a mouthful of cum in his face. (aim for the eyes!)

not to be confused with a super chipmunk surprise, where the blower holds the cum in his mouth to shoot at an unsuspecting individual.
my hugs called out his ex-girlfriends name as i was sucking his dick, so gave that asshole a chipmunk surprise.
by candiru July 28, 2007
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SURPRISE BITCH!

Needs no explanation. If you honestly can't figure out what it means, you're a fucking retard.
by No surprises :( November 17, 2010
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