smoke my meat

A variation of the phrase "smoke my cock".

1. A phrase used to express extreme disgust

2. Something a whore likes to do for under 20 bucks.

3. Something you should be doing if you're a complete asshole.

If my boss thinks I'm going to clean up his shit he can smoke my fuckin' meat.

That bitch smokes the meat for a free meal.

You guys are total dicks so go ahead and smoke my meat.

by Jack beats Nimble January 31, 2010

Booger smoker

The small round device (usually emitting smoke) used by a Catholic priest to cleanse purify, sanctify or chase the boogers out of the area.

The catholic priest carried the booger smoker around the room as he recited latin scripture.

by jakfoxx June 5, 2011

pole smoke

Of pertaining to a person who sucks dick. A dick sucking whore. An insult,a fuck bag, a cock knocker, a cocksucker. A total whore or slut or cunt or tart or tramp or a dirty dirty street whore.

similar to a "cock smoke"

go to hell you fucking fucking pole smoke.

by None Of Yours April 21, 2006

Stoked, stroked and up in smoke

A euphemism for blue balls or the female equivalent. Stoked about getting it, stroked for a little while, and then it all goes up in smoke and nothing happens.

"Man, last night blew. Stoked, stroked and up in smoke."

by Lanikai July 18, 2009

smoker dave

occasional visitor to that night-time blazing session.

smoker daves back.

by dtherave March 27, 2003

smoke station

the act of taking a relatively large hit of marijuana and then exhaling the smoke into the vagina of your female partner and then re-inhaling

I got so fucking blazed last night doing that smoke station thing with my girlfriend. But i dont think she will let me do it again cause her pussy smells like pot.

by jimbo kimbo December 3, 2007

Smoke 'n' Reek

Two Suzuki GSX-R motorbike riders that ride together and die together. They terrorise the local town by pestering the police and the Borough Council and always evade capture. Smoke 'n' Reek will also use their names as a phrase when agreeing with something or commending a good idea/decision and seal this by punching each others fist.

Smoke 'n' Reek have just spelt their name out on the road by doing burnouts on their motorbikes and then speed away just as the police arrive. Later the Borough Council arrive to clean up the mess.

Council says: Damn you Smoke 'n' Reek!

Back at the usual watering hole Smoke 'n' Reek are having a pint.

Smoke: Sicken them kents!

Reek: Smoke 'n' Reek (clenches fist)

Smoke: (clenches fist) Smoke 'n' Reek

Both punch each others fist.

by nofinfancy November 26, 2009