Sapperton Station

Sapperton, just like Braid Station, is a SkyTrain station in Metro Vancouver. Also like Braid, it does not actually exist. There are no bus routes that terminate at Sapperton, which is further proof that it’s fake news. There are legends that the headquarters of the legendary Translink being located there, but no real proof has been found. Also, people say a pedestrian footbridge being the only way to access the station, rendering pedestrians on the road below the station unable to access it. Of course, there is no way that would be possible. Sorry, but Sapperton doesn’t exist. The Sappers were not here.

Announcement: This is an Expo Line train to: Production Way-University

Passenger 1: Does this train go to Sapperton Station?

Passenger 2: Sapperton does not exist.

Passenger 1: Oh.

by WeedTree October 29, 2018

ranger station

a location in which two individuals fornicate in the outdoor setting for an extended amount of time. all positions included, deep throating encouraged. asshole licking for emily’s.

i want to go to the ranger station this weekend and get dicked down

by cocothecoconut November 8, 2018

Masturbation Station

A place where males and females masturbate and take turns

After I do my chores I’ll ask I can go to the masturbation station with koen

by Boobiejams January 23, 2019

Sunbury Station

Bus station in the middle of Sunbury where if you look different to everyone else, you will literally be stabbed to death and rolled for your TN's and your ICHPIG hoodie.
The station is owned by the TSK and 4SG (The Sunbury Kings and 4 Skin Gang) These people dress as what they call ESHAY probably try to steal VS, VR, VY and VL Commodores, end up running into a tree or even a street light if they're lucky enough due to the lack of education these knobjockies have. ANYTHING has value to them so you will be rolled for just about ANYTHING!

I drove my Commodore to Dan Murphy's and when I came out there were six TSK members from Sunbury Station in my car doing burnouts and crashed into the pole next to them.

by SUTUTUTUTUTU February 13, 2019

aiden station

aiden station, also known as satan's son is a communist who created 27 holocausts and made the soviet union TWICE

aiden station sucks EGGS

by GIRRAFE THE DONUT June 10, 2019

Frustration Station

The customer service help desk in any wal-mart, grocery store, or like wise business. Mostly occupied by people complaining and wanting a refund or store credit.

Uh oh Karen's over there at the frustration station. Next she will want to speak to a manager...

by Joke Of The Day 4 September 13, 2019

Gas Station Back Up

A dirty hammer usually used for beating things live a retard. Can be used as an insult if desired.

Let's use the Gas Station Back Up.

by JustaStoner January 14, 2020