station camp

4-0 bc we are better

gallatin couldn’t take the smoke

station camp is swag

by ayebruhswag September 10, 2021

Staten Island Tech

Some of the teachers have like 4 doctorates and just give hella work and torture you for fun, other teachers become your best friends. All our sports teams suck major ass but the 2020 senior football team thought they were the coolest people on the planet. The track team is a cult of weird nerds. Half the school lives in Brooklyn despite it being in Staten Island. The ones from sheepshead bay are literally the worst people to grace the planet earth. Rude racist Russians who carry long champ bags with Gucci slides despite living in two bedroom apartments in a dog shit neighborhood in Brooklyn. The ones from the island are usually are pretty nice but some are from tottenville and make you want to kill yourself. Literally zero diversity every one is Asian and russian, youre a minority being an Irish kid. Did I mention they force you to take Russian. The Russian teachers are almost all AWFUL literally treat their class like a USSR throwback ball. Everyone’s GPA is a 4.0 and getting an 80 in a class is treated like failing out of highschool. Everyone goes to an Ivy or Binghamton and college acceptance days are treated like literal dooms day. The bathrooms are a smoke show of honors kid burnouts who are desperately trying to get through their day via nicotine and wax pens. Despite all of this I couldn’t imagine myself anywhere else. You get super close with your friends and as much as you hate it one day you’ll look back and wish you could do it all again.

“What’d you do in highschool?”
“Cried, studied, and smoked in the bathrooms.”
“What?”
“Oh yeah, I went to Staten Island tech”

by Youdeeznuts April 26, 2022

Cotching stations

Designated place of cotch

"All aboard cotching stations" - Sat down, sufficient munch, swill with TV remotes and xbox controllers to boot in reachable distances. The key is little movement as possible and ultimately cotched. Dream.

by potts27 October 14, 2011

haley station

a hick village where awesome people gather and live

that guy is soo awesome he must be from haley station

by douggy12345 September 5, 2012

gas station condom

1. The $0.99 protection you buy at the nearest gas station (Ex. Casey's) when you're about to do the nasty but you're partner is making a giant fit about you not using protection and when you do get the protection it breaks and your partner gets STD's... good going...

I bought a gas station condom, it broke, she's pregnant, and her Father is about to kick my ass.

by SylayS January 3, 2014

Sapperton Station

A station on the SkyTrain's Expo Line (used to be Millennium Line) that actually doesn't exist. There are literally no buses serving the station, no street level access, and you have to get to it using a bridge, why was this even built

Let's go to sapperton station, wait, what do we even do there, literally the mysterious carpark next to the bridge is the only interesting thing about it

by penapox October 28, 2018

Gas station

a weed dealer

ay im finna go to the gas station to fill up

by ntgjrnb db 5igjnhnjtjgrv February 20, 2019