I gun nut who stalks the Facebook pages of the local Moms Demand Action group and follows them to where they are having lunch. Sometimes by himself or if time permits, he will organize friends to join him. This stalker also practices open carry and comes armed with a gun claiming he is defending his 2nd amendment rights. The sad reality is, he's a stalker who is trying to intimidate.
Ex: Kory checked his local MDA Facebook page everyday until finally one mentioned meeting for lunch the next week. Quickly, he sent out the alarm to the other MDA stalkers to unite!
by kissmygrits December 16, 2013
An absolute douchenozzle whom possesses the ability to know what you are about to think, before you think it yourself. They will always be a complete Harishan about it and deny you of your time of glory.
Bro: Dude, I literally just thought of the funniest joke ever!
Mind-Stalker: I know you did, and I didn't laugh.
Bro: o_O... what a mind-stalker of Harishan decendance.
Mind-Stalker: I know you did, and I didn't laugh.
Bro: o_O... what a mind-stalker of Harishan decendance.
by Southern Fried Chicken July 18, 2011
A person who will stalk another person via social media and drive distances up to 1,000 miles to stalk the person at their workplace and home.
by Dr. Frederick Haynes CFN March 09, 2016
Somebody who physically or digitally stalks a target as well as their friends and/or family members.
My sister's ex is such an umbrella stalker. He stalks her and her best friend. He used three different names to try friending and messaging me on Facebook.
by Atherton Wing September 24, 2020
A public light source like a street light or floodlights that turn off as you walk by them, instead of turning on like they are supposed to.
Drunk chick: "Hey I'm going home."
Helpful friend: "Make sure to take Main Street because there's that stalker light in the quad."
Helpful friend: "Make sure to take Main Street because there's that stalker light in the quad."
by bennthewolfe September 06, 2015
Stalker Lilli, sie ist überall,
Stalker Lilli, sie hat einen Knall.
Stalker Lilli, sie kann alles sehen,
Du versuchst ihr aus dem Weg zu gehen...
Lilli, das Mädchen aus der Schule,
Sie ist eine nette aber keine coole,
Lilli, wir mögen sie sehr,
Doch manchmal ist es schwer...
(Chorus)
In der Schule ist sie ganz nett,
Doch wenn sie schreibt ist sie fett..
Lilli, sie Schreibt uns Allen,
Sie tut uns kein gefallen...
(Chorus)
Stalker Lilli, sie hat einen Knall.
Stalker Lilli, sie kann alles sehen,
Du versuchst ihr aus dem Weg zu gehen...
Lilli, das Mädchen aus der Schule,
Sie ist eine nette aber keine coole,
Lilli, wir mögen sie sehr,
Doch manchmal ist es schwer...
(Chorus)
In der Schule ist sie ganz nett,
Doch wenn sie schreibt ist sie fett..
Lilli, sie Schreibt uns Allen,
Sie tut uns kein gefallen...
(Chorus)
by IH TEAM February 11, 2018
When your having a great day and your mood is perfect ie.(happy,calm,content) and then someone comes along and does things intentionally to change the vibe ..thus "Mood stalking" and affecting your mood.
Say lady?.. Can you quit yelling and cussing at me..I am happy. Why you mood stalking me? That mood Stalker is trying to take a crap on my vibe..not cool!!
by ThatwhitegirlHood April 11, 2022