squirrel teaser 

two fingers in anal cavity and one finger in vagina

yea, i gave her the squirrel teaser

after i gave her the squirrel teaser my finger smelt like fish

squirrel teaser by timbo420 January 26, 2009

squirrel bombed 

The act of taking Nuts the Squirrel and inserting him in other people's photographs.

A friend told me that he posted a great picture on FB. When I saw it, I found out i had been squirrel bombed.

squirrel bombed by spacepussy August 21, 2009

squirrel extravaganza

(noun)A delicious commonly made drink sold for 4.95. To please a party of 2 it consists of a 12 oz beer (preferably light), 4 oz. white wine, and 12 oz. iced tea (arizona).

sometimes used to describe a party of squirrels (usually high class).

I made a squirrel extravaganza when i was wasted at a beach house for me and my friend and it was delicious.

squirrel extravaganza by joesph paveleski May 2, 2010

squirrel gripper 

Someone who keeps a tight grasp of his nuts - usually derogatory, and implies that this is happening during masturbation.

"Bob could have held on to the kite longer if he wasn't such a squirrel gripper."

squirrel gripper by Homer Szechual January 8, 2012

squirrel tail 

This is the term for the thin line of trimmed hair on a woman's pubus or pussy. It is a little thicker than a landing strip.

When I pulled off her panties I was pleasantly pleased to see she had a nicely trimmed squirrel tail.

squirrel tail by Bill Bliss December 25, 2004

squirrel cage 

An F'ed up mess in the head of someone. A distorted view of morals and values

Lil bud's head is a squirrel cage

squirrel cage by Jeffy Dahmers June 23, 2007

Squirrel Master 

A person that displays the following physical and mental characteristics: permed hockey mullet, wears pop bottle glasses, trailer park style white trash, old bag, pedafile, teaches her little kid to play grab ass, looks like a squirrel and tries to get nuts, always shares her sex life or lack of sex life, its been said that love is a bag away, well for the squirrel master it is more like love is a body bag away.

Cindy at the coffee pot is the squirrel master.

Squirrel Master by ??? April 22, 2003